When you previously hooked up with someone and decide to engage in sexual intercourse with bubble tea pearls. You drink bubble tea as you you hit it from behind but during your final thrust you choke on the pearls and fire it at the back of their head. They should turn backwards and pull a jarf to finish the moment off. Like Pea shooters in Plant Vs Zombies.
Bertram: Hey did you see what Hubert did last night?
Brion: Yeah, he did the angry saki with his mom!
Brion: Yeah, he did the angry saki with his mom!
by CRAPABURGER mckhehghaye January 4, 2019
Get the Angry Saki mug.A sexual act which requires a male, and a tall ginger person. The shorter male penetrates the ginger anally; the ginger, taller than the penetrator, then wraps both their legs and their arms around the person’s waist and puts all their weight on them, as though hanging off of a tree. They proceed to whoop loudly into the man’s ear and beat their hands against their chest.
Dude 1: I saw some crazy shit yesterday in the park. It looked like an orangutan was tackling a short guy.
Dude 2: Bro, they were doing an Angry Orangutan.
Dude 2: Bro, they were doing an Angry Orangutan.
by santos kid August 26, 2019
Get the Angry Orangutan mug.One of the most dangerous things in nature. Since gay people are often kinder than their straight counterparts they tend to bottle up their emotions, especially their anger, most of the time they succeed in hiding how they fell but but sometimes they can’t hold it back.
Annoying Freshman : Hey I heard you were a fag, fag, fag, fag go suck my dick
Upperclassmen: “getting ticked off and disgusted” go away freshman go bother someone else
Annoying Freshman: *singing* Johnny’s a fag Johnny’s a fag Johnny’s a fag who likes it in the back
Upperclassmen: *having enough beats freshman so much that it looks he was gang banged and then throws him in a trash can* sorry not sorry I guess I’m an angry gay
Upperclassmen: “getting ticked off and disgusted” go away freshman go bother someone else
Annoying Freshman: *singing* Johnny’s a fag Johnny’s a fag Johnny’s a fag who likes it in the back
Upperclassmen: *having enough beats freshman so much that it looks he was gang banged and then throws him in a trash can* sorry not sorry I guess I’m an angry gay
by MockingJay113 September 7, 2019
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Get the angry possum mug.The art of suffocating someone with your large stretched out scrotum. This is achieved by stretching your scrotal tissue over someone head and suffocating them like you would with a plastic bag.
You know it is successful when the blowfish motion on the scrotum has stopped.
You know it is successful when the blowfish motion on the scrotum has stopped.
by Xavier Dashwood October 8, 2016
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by Wenlock May 4, 2018
Get the Angry shit mug.When a man is hitting it doggy style and he’s about to nut, he pulls out just before and dribbles spit onto the girls lower back to imitate cum. When she turns around to clean him up he angrily ejaculates in her face yelling “Shazaaam!” While using his dick as if it was a wand.
by Eskeeetit February 15, 2018
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