Fap Butter

(See fap.) AKA Vaseline. Every good fap needs some quality fap butter.

Tim: Man, I wanted to fap tonight but I ran out of fap butter. I sent my mom out to the store to go get some.

by Pickles McSimpson January 14, 2013

Fap Shame

The feelings of shame and disgust after fapping yourself to orgasm using some form of deviant stimuli to aid in your filthy self-pleasure.

I can’t get myself to nut unless I’m looking at midget granny porn. The fap shame is real. But what am I to do.

I’m straight but my fap shame is lady boy porn.

by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018

Gangsta Fap

It's where instead of holding your shaft like a normal man, you hold it sideways and wave it about like a gangsta would hold his probably illegal pistol.

Latifa- Jerome! Did you gangsta fap again? There is semen everywhere!
Jerome- Latifa! You know that gangsta fap is the life for me.

by Jerome666Gangsta March 22, 2013

fap battle

First one to fap wins!

Johnny and Sam engage in a fap battle, first one to finish wins!

by Bob5902 January 27, 2016

Fap base

The place used to fap -or masturbate- repeatedly. Often a bedroom, closet, or bathroom.

Helen- Where is Nathen?

Joey- He has been hidden in his fap base all afternoon.

Helen- I knew he should've stopped renting that porn weeks ago

Joey- Yeah, thank GOD you have two bathrooms in your house

by xxLilachan8xx August 1, 2011

fap fort

A masturbatory palace constructed in anticipation of a long and relaxing fap session

Before fapping I make a comfy fap fort on my bed

by hooptown December 16, 2011

Fap It Off

Similar to the phrase "laugh it off", it's what you tell your friend when they're upset or frustrated.

Friend 1: "Man, I can't get over breaking up with her."

Friend 2: "You'll be alright dude, just fap it off."

by bosstin_twosix January 27, 2014