a constantly snacking, morbidaly obese, blood sucking, fishy smelling secret C.I.A. observer who uses mind control over students with the "sign in sheet", while at the same time being the Nazi leader of the ginger rebellion with no other use in life than to deplete the happiness of those surrounding this being and to waste the oxygen which could efficiently be used by other, more compelling members of society with meaningful jobs.
when a fat german Nazi ginger reproduces with an ignorant meaningless being to create an utterly low member of society, also known as "fatti patti"
by anti-Pattsie May 27, 2009
Get the fatti pattimug. A fattie page is an overweight woman who attempts to emulate the style of Bettie Page. They are very easy to spot due to the hideous jet-black 'Bettie Bangs' they wear. This hairstyle looks ridiculous even on attractive girls, but it is especially comical when paired with the swollen plump face of an obese woman.
The fattie page is in the same family as rockabilly. In addition to the hairstyle they usually are covered in tattoos, chain smoke, wear very old fashioned clothing (think 40s-50s), pretend to be badass, and hang out in dirty dive bars with other 30+ year old white people who are also trying to look like tattooed versions of characters from Grease.
The obsession they have with Bettie Page (and vintage pinup girls in general) can be directly linked to their obesity. Models from that era were heavier than models we have today. You can always count on a fattie page saying "curves are sexy" and of course "Bettie Page would be called fat by today's standards." They like to use this as a way to feel attractive, and modern beauty standards are the reason why nobody finds them sexy. What they fail to understand is that Bettie Page was still half their size, and that nobody outside of the fashion industry would ever consider her fat if she was walking around today. All it takes is a quick glimpse at a picture of Bettie Page to see that "curvy" is not the same as "fat".
The fattie page is in the same family as rockabilly. In addition to the hairstyle they usually are covered in tattoos, chain smoke, wear very old fashioned clothing (think 40s-50s), pretend to be badass, and hang out in dirty dive bars with other 30+ year old white people who are also trying to look like tattooed versions of characters from Grease.
The obsession they have with Bettie Page (and vintage pinup girls in general) can be directly linked to their obesity. Models from that era were heavier than models we have today. You can always count on a fattie page saying "curves are sexy" and of course "Bettie Page would be called fat by today's standards." They like to use this as a way to feel attractive, and modern beauty standards are the reason why nobody finds them sexy. What they fail to understand is that Bettie Page was still half their size, and that nobody outside of the fashion industry would ever consider her fat if she was walking around today. All it takes is a quick glimpse at a picture of Bettie Page to see that "curvy" is not the same as "fat".
John: So did your girlfriend drag you to that roller derby match?
James: Yeah it was horrible, the music was shitty and I had to sit behind a fattie page.
James: Yeah it was horrible, the music was shitty and I had to sit behind a fattie page.
by Thelastnormalpersonintheworld October 7, 2013
Get the fattie pagemug. 'you can go suck a fatty'
by Kinkers McPheeters May 26, 2006
Get the suck a fattymug. an overweight girl who spends time on vanity i.e. getting her hair done or nails did, but still is fat and cares about appearance but not her ghetto booty.
by T Heezy June 16, 2010
Get the glamor fattymug. by ryanthedixon September 30, 2019
Get the Fatty Gaymug. 1. adv - to do an action a lot or to an extreme degree.
2. adj - large quantity, mass, duration, length, volume.
2. adj - large quantity, mass, duration, length, volume.
1. "did you see how much pop-corn that guy gave me" "yeah, he hooked you up mad fatty"
2. "throw me some of that mad fatty peanut butter"
2. "throw me some of that mad fatty peanut butter"
by Dr. Vesuvious February 18, 2009
Get the Mad fattymug. Fap a fatty (v.): the act of "packing a fatty" whilst on thou toilet and choking the chicken untill you nut
Bro last night when I came home I was so tired but the night was still young and I had to fap a fatty to stay awake
by Fappy Fatty December 14, 2017
Get the fap a fattymug.