The soul of the anal sphincter. When you peel back the outer anal Labia you reveal the soul lurking inside of the fart box corridor. The Anal Iris, Scientifically known to all humans as the Glompus Stinkus, is the core system that controls sticky, sweaty and often mucky sensations. The Iris watches others movements and tries to mimmick what it sees. Often theorised to be more of a complex organ than the brain, the Iris can adapt to its surroundings and create emotion, warmth and stability within one's bowel movement schedule.
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yeah, unfortunately our christmas budget was so tight this year we had to pull a dirty iris. otherwise we wouldnt be able to go to the equestrian lessons aunt melinda wanted
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