The Protocols of the Alberts of Zion

The anti-Semitic conspiracy theory that Marv, Ken, and Steve control the world of sportscasting.

Protocol 1: There are no good Jewish Athletes except Sandy Koufax, and there are many Jewish sportscasters who continually give us nerdy statistics about sports on a daily basis. This shows that the Protocols of the Alberts of Zion is a real conspiracy that keeps gentiles from commenting on sports.

by ohiso.com October 13, 2006

Zion

The Hebrew word for penis.

Johnny: Mommy, what's the Hebrew word for penis?
Mommy: Oh, the Hebrew word for penis is Zion.

by Zac-Attack April 22, 2008

zion spartan

Zion Spartan aka Joel Singh is a young indian gamer who plays League of Legends professionally.

Even his teacher calls him Zion Spartan.

Dallas: Did you see joey last night on league?
Chris: Yeah, he fed the other team and went afk half the match, he really pulled a Zion Spartan.

by Raunchy91 April 30, 2014

Zion

1. Other word for: Untouchable ugly.

2. Ugliness in his highest level.

3. Wrath of God on one person.

Oh my god, Zion is here! hahahah!

by Last resort December 23, 2004

Zion

A masculine name

Friend- what is Zion? Me-Hold up pig fuckers and dick lickers this shit is no hill in the fairyland of Jerusalem but a fucking name. Holy shit niggers did you just fuck yourself in the ears, of fuck no you didn't you just heard right it's a name. Only bout ten badass big dicked motherfuckers have this name and that must men they're pretty cool.

by Massivebulge December 17, 2014

zion

alien vigy

by blaise June 13, 2003

Zioz

-a term used to prank people to follow a certain link on the internet to make them follow into a trap of a picture of a man's penis.

-a trap made by a troll to make people accidentally view disturbing porn on the internet

Friend 1- Dude, 2012 backwards is zioz, and zioz is the Mayan word for death. Go to google images and look it up.

Friend 2- No way, i'm going to google it. AH! Dude! That's a guy's junk!

Friend 1- HaHaHa! You just fell for my Zioz!

by John Jacob Jinglehymerschmit January 1, 2012