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A threat. The act: getting a hot girl/prostitute/total slut bag to go in and start rubbing/sucking/engaging in sexual congress with the subject of your threat. Then, shortly before ejaculation, but at full and inescapable arousal, you burst into the room and punch said target in the head of the dick aiming towards the base of said penis. The result: complete and utter destruction of said person via ruination into the base of their wang.
Jims: Dude, don't go there. I'll give you a lead zeppelin.

Slapdick: The metal band?

Jims: No the ruination of your dick bro.
by angrysomeoneelsehasmyname March 30, 2008
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Led Zeppelin

Led Zeppelin is unquestionably the single greatest band of all time. Robert Plant's fantastic vocals, Jimmy Page's amazing and insane guitar solos reaching from a far eastern influence to southern blues, John Bonham's amazing drum's, particularly on Moby Dick, and John Paul Jone's fantastic keyboard & bass playing.

To you haters: You probably spend your days plowing goats, Led Zeppelin is one of the most influential hard rock bands of all time. Fuck you. You're just jealous that you have no fucking talent and are a bunch of fucking posers. Go listen to your fucking rap (which isn't fucking music) and masturbate to pictures of spongebob.
Led Zeppelin's music is so amazing that no other band will ever be able to match it.
by psas September 8, 2009
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led Zeppelin

Led Zeppelin is a British band (english) that formed in the 1960's.

Its been said about 100 times now, and they are, arguably, the best rock band and most influential band ever. You may not think its the best, people have different tastes, but you've got to respect that they are, basically, responsible (as in, they inspiried and influenced them) for the many rock and metal bands that are out today.
Led Zeppelin is awesome! Don't try to act tough and be a rebel and be all ''led zepp sux'', you'll just embarass yourself!
by Vorhees August 2, 2006
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That zeppelin is dieing.
by bj February 2, 2003
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led zeppelin

The best cover band ever. Just ask Willie Dixon.
by anon March 1, 2005
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led zeppelin

a great band from the late 60s to 70s; named by Keith Moon of The Who; Puff Daddy ruined Kashmir, while Rage did a good job on "Wake Up"...
"That'll go over like a led zeppelin"
by Akalior L. Majixx June 2, 2003
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Led Zeppelin

The best band ever. They play a blues-type rock.
by Mr. GS December 27, 2004
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