Woody

A tall lanky string of misery. He’s very arrogant but is actually really nice. He’s very strange. He likes to think he’s very good looking. Girls with good taste think he is. He gets in trouble constantly. His best friend is normally Mark. He represents vape nation. Pisses in cans. Very good unibrow game. Classic.

‘That guy is so cool he’s like Woody’

by B.uswanker January 11, 2018

Woodies

To be in a state of complete and utter drunkness. And/or legless off a small amount.

"Simo was so woodies last night, he was thrashed"

by Travis Dere March 04, 2008

Woody

Woody is a cowboy toy from the movie Toy Story.

Woody: You are a toy!
Buzz: I am a space ranger!
Woody: You are a fucking toy!
Buzz: Shut the hell up!

by DOGMAN_5676 May 26, 2020

woody

the shithead dog i got this year, who barks all day and eats our arms (in all serious, we do love him, even though he is the spawn of satan)

me: "shut the fuck up woody!"

woody: "fuck off (in dog)"

by Oli-A November 23, 2020

Woody

A fucking useless prick who can dish it out but cannot take it.

That guy is such a fucking woody.

by HumanPerson7482 April 21, 2019

poop woody

Erection while defecating

I pushed so hard taking a dump it gave me a poop woody.

by Poopwood January 25, 2018

Woodie

A backwood

Yooo last night we smoked a fat woodie

by Treyway August 06, 2018