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Adjective: Catch-all word used by Cultural Conservatives as a substitute slur word.
Instead of calling a person a slur because it's no longer acceptable you would call them "woke". Example: I thinks "Woke" Space Lasers started all the fires in California.
Woke by Guy Fawks January 13, 2023
a group of kids who base their whole lives off racial injustice, being broke and homophobia. They can't name the president Before Obama and they Probably never heard of anything pre Eminen or 1990's pop culture.
I saw a woke walk into 7-11 and call the gas attendant racist for not agreeing that Trump is a white Supremacist.
The woke mother attacked me for not getting my Co vid Vaccine.
woke by dogforlife January 20, 2023
a group of teenagers, college kids society that is call out. Hypersensitive. Deranged and critical of
Racism, Homophobia and culture. Basically Barack Obama, Bernie Sanders and Google founders brain washing
kids to hate white people. Totally cultural enemies, globalists and jerks.

If you dont listen to their music, agree with them or get their teen angst or hate life like them they call you out.

Basically the equation is Obama, J-Z and Racism.
i saw another woke flip out over racism on Twitter.
woke by dogforlife January 20, 2023
“Whatever conservative pundits want you to be mad or scared about today.”

Whether it’s fake CRT outrage, wanting to ban teaching the darker parts of American history or just getting upset that Microsoft is adding an auto sleep function to the Xbox (no really), conservatives are just calling everything to the left of Pinochet “woke”.
“Xbox also has announced they’re going woke too, and- you know, because of climate change.”
Woke by Idders January 25, 2023
a Dumbass who thinks everything is racist / offensive but in reality they are just an asshole looking for attention
"Them woke bastards need to stop."
Woke by SWADDS065 January 26, 2023
A word used that often means being overly senstitive to issues of race, gender, sexuality, and other forms of social inequality, and being commit to prmoting justice and equality.
Person 1: Have you seen the news?
Person 2: No, I don't watch the news.
Person 1: I stay woke by watching the news!
Woke by Politicalhandler January 29, 2023