bi-winning

Exuding epicness in two facets of life; e.g., earning $2,000,000/episode for a hit TV sitcom while snorting tennis ball-sized rocks of cocaine and banging porn stars.

When asked if he was bi-polar, Charlie Sheen replied, "(No) I'm bi-winning: I win here and I win there. If I'm bipolar, aren't there moments where a guy, like, crashes and is lying in the corner, like, 'OMG, it's all my mom's fault?' Shut up."

by Alpine Alpaca March 15, 2011

Winona Ride

To go along with in a car.

"I wanna go to the store, y'all wanna Winona Ride with?"

"Word."

by XDavid PolicastroX April 15, 2009

Bitching and Winning

A point beyond perfection, unattainable to most humans. A level of awesome so great others may mistake it for drug use.

I’m so tired of pretending like my life isn’t perfect and bitching and winning every second and I’m not perfect and bitchin’ and just delivering the goods at every freakin’ turn. --Charlie Sheen

This sandwich is so bitching and winning.

by conrad1952 March 16, 2011

Winona Hider

What Winona Ryder would be if she was hiden.

Someone who hides.

"I tried to fight that vagina, but he ran in his house and won't come out."

"Ol' Winona Hider."

by XDavid PolicastroX April 16, 2009

Winona Spider

What Winona Ryder would be if she was an arachnid.

Spider.

"Watch out, Bronson, there's a Winona Spider in your hair!"

by XDavid PolicastroX April 16, 2009

Bi-Winning

(adj.) 1. The act of winning in one place then moving to another and preceding to win once more. 2. Achieving two gains on both sides of a given spectrum

Charlie Sheen: "I'm not bi-polar... I'm bi-winning! I win here and I win there. Now what?"

by Charlie Waffles March 16, 2011

winningest

to have either the most wins, or the highest win percentage, depending on the sportscaster

Joe Pa will never be this winningest coach no matter how long he's in the game

by BMG December 17, 2002