Bi winning

When someone cant lose

Charlie Sheen is bi winning

by Goombatroopa March 30, 2011

wanking

too cause pleasure leading to an orgasm. sea cucumber stylie

hey lou babes,your wanking me just fine,stop worrying ;)

by leogets2007 September 22, 2006

wonking your cronker

to masturbate,preferably for a guy.

*walks into the bathroom*
"oh my god!"
"what?"
"are you wonking your cronker?!"

by Jennifer Atkins June 15, 2008

Bi-winning

Winning on the ultimate level. Winning simultaneously in two places.

I’m not bi-polar, I’m bi-winning. I win here and I win there.

by IslandMunch08 March 18, 2011

bi-winning

1. (adjective) The opposite of bi-polar.
2. (verb) To win here, and win there.

Interviewer: Some people are saying you're bipolar.
Charlie Sheen: Wow, what does that mean?
Interviewer: I guess that you're on two ends of the spectrum.
Charlie Sheen: Wow, and then what, what's the cure, medicine, to make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there, now what?

by adonisDNA March 16, 2011

Bi-Winning

The ability to win "here" and win "there". No to be confused with bi-polar.

Dude #1: Man, did you know Charlie Sheen bangs 7 gram rocks, guy must have tigerblood or something

Dude #2: Dude its how he rolls, he's bi-winning

by TheFARGler March 17, 2011

Winning the Breakup

There are a few things you can do to accomplish this goal- first and foremost though, you need to bang a new girl(s). DO NOT, however, get a new girlfriend. This only exudes desperation and is a sure fire way to lose the breakup, miserably. Your Ex will think even less of you than when they broke up with you (another tip to win the breakup- initiate the breakup).
And if you do get a new girlfriend quick, make sure that they are at least better looking than your Ex, so your Ex isn't glad to see you stoop to new lows.

Bro 1: Dude she got right into another relationship. And with that guy? Damn, desperado much?
Bro 2 (initiator of breakup): Yeah, what a joke. She says she's winning the breakup. I call yet another victory in this breakup.
Bro 1: Yeah. That's just sad. You've definitely won the breakup.

by Bro2(initiator of the breakup) June 15, 2012