what are you DOING with your life?

Means the same thing as:
What is WRONG with you?
Are you STUPID?
Are you HIGH?

Basically used if you don't understand how someone could ask a really stupid question.
Or if they will not leave you alone.

Girl 1: The sun goes around the Earth, right?

Girl 2: OhmiGAWD what are you DOING with your life?

Boy: keeps taking girl's phone while she's working

Girl: "Fucking knock it off!"

Boy: puts phone back on table, waits a few seconds & looks away, then takes phone again

Girl: Wrestles with boy for her phone "Oh my effing god, what are you DOING with your life?!"

by JakartaTaco June 17, 2011

Wouldn't know what to do with a pussy if he had one.

What is said of a guy that knows almost nothing about sex. For example nerds,noobs,strightedges/strightasses,bible thumpers,mama's boys ect.

That nerd wouldn't know what to do with a pussy if he had one.

by Deep blue 2012 December 11, 2009

what can brown do for you?

Disgusting slogan for a crappy-ass parcel service.Believe me, brown cant do NUTHIN for me!

"Apparently, they can fuck up my address when I order something online...fuck brown!

by Nastina August 31, 2005

Whatever, I do what I want!

Cartman says it when he goes on Maury pretending to be a pre-teen ho.

Whatever, Whatever, I do what I want. I smoke crack, I do drugs, I drink alcihaal. I once killed SIX baby seals with my bare hands.

by Anneke October 5, 2003

Whatever, I do what I want!

stated by eric cartman on south park, he does what he wants

"whateva whateva i do what i want. I roll with 12 gangs"

by Anonymous July 29, 2003

what am i doing with my life

You're really bored, aren't you?

Someone said, "What am I doing with my life."

by FANGIRL4evah June 17, 2018

what am i doing with my life

absolutely nothing. stop and just go. go away and never come back.

And Carla said "what am I doing with my life?"

by carlaisweird.com November 18, 2016