houdini weenie

a small penis that becomes unexpectedly large when aroused

girl 1: damn he had such a houdini weenie!

girl 2: ya i heard it grows better than it shows

by quarrion October 31, 2011

A Weenie Genie

Somone that can make an old fashioned aka hand Job an absolutely magical, nut busting experience.

Rachel put on a furry glove last night has gave me a handy. It was incredible. She’s a weenie genie.

Dude your mom’s hands are so soft they are like butter stroking my knob. She’s a weenie genie.

by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2018

weenie cough

When your boyfriend ejaculates in your mouth after fellatio and a cough develops as a result of swallowing.

"Awww girl, you got the weenie cough? Et's okaai" - significant other in a homosexual voice.

by jkderp October 24, 2010

Toonis Weenis

To drop something on your toe.

"Hey man, I got my bowling ball this morning, and I totally toonis weenis'd it. It hurt like a bitch."

by Toonis Weenis March 16, 2009

Weenie Cheese

A universal noun, weenie cheese can be used to describe pretty much anything. Although, the origin of the word is derived from the curdling of weenie juice. A delicacy in the state of Abudaba.

wait, it that WEENIE CHEESE?

by abudabalover123 May 28, 2010

weeny welding

Male Bonding...men participating in the act of social corresspondence.

hunting, fishing, gambling, etc.
A woman says to her husband, "are you going 'weeny welding' this weekend?"

by GMone' May 21, 2006

weenie washer

plain and simply, a cock sucking faggot

"That weenie washer could suck the brass off of a door knob"

by proud homophobe September 4, 2003