well fuck me running

Showing aggrivation with a person or event.

"He wants me to have that done by tomorrow?", "Well fuck me running!"

by Boilermakerjoel September 2, 2003

well then

well then, some thing you say when you can't think of an answer or/and a quick change of subject or to break a a silence...

q. "what are you doing here?"
a. "well then"
or
. "dave i think i might be gay"
*long pause*
. "well then!"
or
"my dad just died"
"...well then."

by jackyboybaby November 18, 2006

well played my friend

a statement of extreme agreement/praise for a particular activity that one of your friends has engaged in. can also be used sarcastically to point out a flaw in logic or action (example. when something is not well played, but you say it was in a sarcastic tone).

dude 1: did you get that girls number last night?
dude 2: not only did i get her number, i boned her and didn't call her.
dude 1: well played my friend!

sarcasm-
dude 1: i tried to, but was unsuccessful in my mission to impregnate the homecoming queen.
dude 2: well played my friend.
dude 1: stfu you couldn't have nailed her either.

by JakeinSD January 21, 2008

well actually

The battle cry of the mansplainer. See also: "to be fair" and "not all"

Well actually, to be fair, not all men do that.

by anon333 July 3, 2018

Well-Oiled

Potentially of British Origin (possibly Northern-English).
Meaning heavily drunk.
Less common but the same as pissed.

Let's go out and get well-oiled.
Haha look, Jack's having a piss on the fruity. Is he well-oiled or what?
I've had a rough day at work, I'ma have to get oiled up.

by Thomas Leone October 12, 2009

Well would you look at that

This phrase is often used to point out the stupidity of another human for being such a dunce in the first place

Well would you look at that. Punching someone in the face DOES result in injury afterwards

by Annoyinglandkitten August 26, 2016

well off to visit your mother!

The BLU SCOUT goes into smoke and, once out of it, he is revealed to be the RED SPY. He is now behind the BLU SOLDIER and BLU HEAVY with his knife above his head

RED SPY:
Right behind you!

As we see the "Team Fortress 2' title card, we hear the BLU SOLDIER and BLU HEAVY being stabbed and dying. The title card then disappears and, as "Chou-Fleur" begins to play in the background, we see the RED SPY sliding the pornography to the side, now revealing a less vulgar picture: The RED SPY and SCOUT'S MOTHER holding hands on a balcony. The RED SPY picks up the photograph

RED SPY:
Ah. Ma petit chou-fleur.

The RED SPY now leaves the scene as the screen fades to black

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by Gaming_Gaming November 2, 2021