watermelon shit

A type of shit that feels as if you're passing a boulder. It takes a minimum of a half hour for it to come out, and it usually requires you to stretch out your asshole like Goatse and/or shake it out.

Person 1: Dude, you've been in the bathroom for an hour now.
Person 2: I'm taking a watermelon shit; that White Castle didn't agree with me.

by XileLord March 12, 2011

watermelon pussy

May seem as though one is saying that your pussy is extremely juicy... It is not, your pussy is obviously just too big to do any kind of sexual act what so ever, unless your're dark in color... You know, cuz its watermelon

Dont nobody want yo watermelon pussy tyler

by Thisdudelol247 December 14, 2014

watermelon sugar

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by Soyboy June 1, 2021

Watermelon Muncher

KSI

KSI is a watermelon muncher

by Ksi ejaculated October 17, 2023

watermelon warrior

Another way to say a nigger loves watermelon.

1. I love watermelon.
2. of course you do look at you watermelon warrior black nigger monkey.

by Ilove5yearolds October 15, 2022

Watermelon sugar

Number one trending on urban dictionary for a year

Do you know what watermelon sugar is
Oh yeah it in urban dictionary trending for a year

by Breme January 7, 2021

Watermelon Queen

A gay male who only wants to bottom for hung black guys.

Ted is such a watermelon queen. He only invites hung black guys into his back door.

by Middleguy12 June 19, 2016