white-boy wasted

being drunk and nothing else.

Maaane that fool was white-boy wasted! No geekin, no purp, just straight drannnkin!

by BeckyBecky December 30, 2009

Wanged

To have had ones website trampled to death by legions of www.penny-arcade.com readers.

Oh lord! Penny Arcade has wanged my site!

by Tim December 12, 2003

ash face wasted

when ones drunk is resembling the one we call ash face

usually results in:
-yelling
-free style rapping
-being an ass to be funny
-singing in different languages
-announcing when you have entered a room
-throwing up

"carly was so shwasted on friday.. like really ash face wasted"

by NUMBA ONE NIGGA October 23, 2011

WANNED

Instead to say "wanted to" (cozz when we speak fast dat word sounds a little difficult) we say "wanned".

Past of "wanna"

A: hey dude...how ya doin'?
B: Not bad gal...u?
A: I angry cozz I wanned buy a lbd and I couldn't
B: Fuck off with yo problem...I thought it was another thing...I'm flat broke and I'm not crying....don't fuck me again...

by I wanned do everythang August 19, 2009

Wanged

a word tossed around lightly with many meanings:
1. can be used in replacement of fucked; screwed
2. to explain that something wrecked you

Verb Form
3. can be used to describe a destructive action usually resulting from anger

1. Yasmeen: "I am wanged for my speech tomorrow"
Smoove E: "sorry to hear that but you suck at public speaking you are definitely wanged"

2. "that test wanged me hard"

3. Chase: "Will you please shut up and be quiet or else I am going to wang you"

by carlitosmatitos December 6, 2011

Wasted

1.Dead
2.Drunk

1.Holy Shit Did You Just See That? That Guy Got Wasted!
2.OMg Man I'm So Wasted!

by Seagulls Of Satan!!! October 9, 2008

ninja-wanged

To surprise a ninja and get smacked by his spring-loaded erect penis as a result (or wang). In everyday usage, a term used to describe the result of colliding with a ninja or someone of ninja-esque qualities, resulting in disorientation and humiliation.

The ability to ninja-wang or to cause ninja-wangification or to possess a ninja-wang is reported to be an ancillary reason for a ninja's inherent stealth.

"Ninjas don't just walk slow to not be heard ..." -- John S.

Quote from a waking gaurdsmen:
"I didn't see him coming. I just walked around the corner, and the guy ninja-wanged me."

Quote from a Master:
"Nevermind the pebble. To truly be a master, you must possess the ability of the Ninja-Wang."

by Rob E. November 2, 2006