A token parting gift given to the visitor of a one-night-stand. While the gift is traditionally a waffle, the gift may range from a Pop Tart and a high-five to a knowing, wordless nod as your partner exits your apartment.
by Nick Soapdish April 22, 2013
Get the Bonus Wafflemug. Twat - 'I shagged your mum and then shit on your dads chest because I have dyslexia'
Friend - 'Stop waffling you pure wasteman'
Friend - 'Stop waffling you pure wasteman'
by PussyMuncher900 April 10, 2017
Get the stop wafflingmug. "He was being a fucking douchebag so when he left I gave him a Chicago waffle as a nice surprise for when he came back."
by SloppyToppy November 3, 2015
Get the Chicago wafflemug. 
Sully decided to waffle stomp our shower. He defecated onto the shower drain and then ground the fecal matter through the grate with his bare feet.
by doorbell master September 30, 2021
Get the Waffle Stompmug. A Chocolate Waffle is a term to describe defecating onto a laptop and shutting the lid, preferably while on. Chocolate refers the the most likely color, and waffle refers to the keyboard pattern left in the hot, crispy, stinking surface when the laptop is opened.
Primarily done as revenge or a drunken practical joke, and likely takes place in a professional office or academic setting.
n. Referring to the defecation substance itself.
v. The act of defecating on a laptop with the intent to close the lid.
See also UpperDeck
Primarily done as revenge or a drunken practical joke, and likely takes place in a professional office or academic setting.
n. Referring to the defecation substance itself.
v. The act of defecating on a laptop with the intent to close the lid.
See also UpperDeck
Jay knew about the impending layoffs, so in the time before he got called into the conference room for 'The Talk,' he crept into his boss' office and left a nice, rich chocolate waffle in his laptop.
by SidJihad November 5, 2013
Get the Chocolate Wafflemug. by Yomomgym December 20, 2019
Get the waffle stompmug.