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scott walker

scott walker (n.) One who while in elected office commits crimes and misdemeanors then walks away scot free.
The congress is filled with a bunch of fucking scott walkers.
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bank walker

Typically a southern (US) term. When in high school, and a group of male and female friends decide to go skinny dipping at the lake, invariably the most endowed male member of the group will walk up and down the bank, whilst his donkey schlong sways to and fro, searching for the optimal spot to enter the water, thereby flaunting his manhood to both male and female members of the group.
At the lake on Saturday night, Sally cheerleader fell in love when she saw Tim, the football team’s quarter back and bank walker, swinging his man meat while looking for a place to dive in.
by SC_HICK_69 May 13, 2010
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wankermobile

A car tarted up by the lesser intelligent of the species in order to mask its actual shitness to the outside world.

Usually comprises of blue or green neon lights, and a cunt kit.
LOOK, WANKERMOBILE!!!!

Loud (shit) music, blue floor lights, that can mean only one thing kids! Wankermobile!!!
by TheThirdMan April 28, 2004
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wankership

Portmanteau of the english words wanker and dictatorship.

1. A system of government in which a state is ruled by one person with absolute power, where the person involved is a wanker.

2. (informal) A company run on similar terms.
Given Mussolini's policies, the government of Italy 1922-1943 is more accurately described as a facist wankership.
by lawfulhippo May 9, 2006
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wankerish

A person or behaviour possessing wanker-like tendancies.
he's been so wankerish lately.
by lmj. August 14, 2007
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Cork Walker

Those who walk on cork (Birkenstock). Often seen on tree hugging, organic granola eating, Nalgene slinging, flannel shirt wearing white males who don't wash their hair. May carry hacky sack and bandanna in glove box. Has playlist of DMB and Dispatch. Hemp necklaces and/or colorful friendship bracelets- accessory staples. Will invest in North Face raincoat. Has a friendly demeanor, especially if you're one of their own... the Cork Walkers.
- You have organic granola in your back pack? Haha, you cork walker!
- Are you wearing Birkenstocks? Cork Walker!
by Reality Fairy October 27, 2011
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Pocket Wanker

The act of putting ones hand inside the pocket of a like minded individual for gratification. Normally followed by the subject of aforementioned act, placing his hand inside your pocket and tugging furiously.

Frequently performed by members of Bluecoat school.
Peter the Bluecoat pocket wanker loves it.
by McLovin80085 December 5, 2012
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