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Woman

What alcohol turns men into.
When men drink too much alcohol they:
Can't drive
Argue with everyone over nothing
Ramble on without making sense
Gain weight
Become overly emotional
Fail to think rationally
Have to sit down when urinating
Cant perform sexually
refuse to apologize when wrong
and for the serious drinkers...develop man boobs (gynecomastia)
just like a woman.
by internal capsule November 7, 2009
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woman

Sent by satan to destroy whole mankind.(Older form of a girl) They always try to be equal to men
Proof that woman are evil:

First, girls need time and money:
Girl = Time * Money
And we know that time is money:
Money = Money * Money
We also know that money is the root of all evil:
Money = Evil ^ 1/2
Therefore:
Money ^ 2 = Evil
by JohnnyB7 May 17, 2007
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womanizer

A Man who is actually in love with a girl, but realizes that the love died out.
Usually it's the girls fault, in her not feeding the love and being selfish in thinking that it is all about her. Most overweight females think this way. This Man has a lot of love to give but soon gets betrayed by the woman, thus moving on to another.
He is such a womanizer, he said he loved me, and didin't do anything for me. What did I do wrong? Hes such an asshole (while stuffing her face with KFC).
by william blakeville May 10, 2009
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Woman

Ovary scum.
I'm kidding, this human being has boobs and a uterus
by Smalls232 October 1, 2015
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The Woman

A Noun.
A hot bitch that goes to my school.
The bitch who usually carries large breasts and a very large ass.
Did you see the Woman today? Her crackhead friend isn't looking that bad either.
by Pius June 3, 2004
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Womanals

(noun) Any and all feminine hygiene products.
"I'm going camping with my boyfriend this weekend, so I'll have to pick up some womanals just in case."
by jake of all trades January 23, 2013
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Woman

Anyone who sits down on the toilet to pee.
Me:I thought you just had to pee, what are you doing in the stall George?

George: My wife makes me sit down to pee.

Me: You are in the wrong restroom woman.
by rlb3 June 3, 2019
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