douche waffle

A realy Annoying person who does not know when to shut their mouth

Emily you are a douche waffle

by IamSMACK December 28, 2008

waflof

What A Fuck Load Of Fail. Cousin word of aflof but used by itself whereas aflof is used in a sentence.

40-year-old-man-named-Edgar: Hey junior high school girls, why don't you jump on into my nightrider?? I got candy and joose and some 4locos :D
13-year-old-girl-named-Stephanie: Waflof. Cmon Jeanette let's go home. I don't like pedophiles.
12-year-old-girl-named-Jeanette: You're right Steph, this guy is aflof.

40-year-old-man-named-Edgar: Where you girls going? Is it my balding head? Is it the beer gut? Is it the fact that I smell like shit? Why am I aflof?

Both-of-the-girls: This guy doesnt even know why he's aflof. waflof. i'm disappointed.

by eTard :] September 6, 2009

Waffleblock

when a person intentionally or unintentionally prevents you from partaking in the enjoyment of waffles from Waffle House, Waffle Hut or any other waffle-based eating establishment

Caddy: Dude, Katy is totally waffleblocking us.

Justin: I know, she is a waffleblock!

by Waffle Haus October 28, 2009

Wafflism

Religious affiliation associated with the worship of the Great Waffle in the sky. The Great Waffle created the Gods of all else who worship, such as Buddha, the christian God (including Jesus), etc, and all prophets associated. Ironically paralleling with Dante's Inferno, there are 16 squares of Waffle Hell controlled by the Great Pancake in the ground.

Wafflism PWNS!!1

by cheese0killer November 17, 2010

WAFTA

Acronym for "Walruses are Fucking Totally Awesome", an organization of walrus lovers.

Stephanie: "Hey are you a member of WAFTA?". Jack: "Of course, I Fucking Love Walruses!"

by Walri Lover April 28, 2011

Wafer Bite

That one bite of food that you just can't eat because you are too full.

Or, that last bite of food that makes you feel like you are going to be sick.

Reference to Monty Python's Meaning of Life. More specifically the first sketch of "Part VI: The Autumn Years".

Oh, that was my wafer bite. I think I am going to be sick.

by Jaime Rama May 6, 2011

Waffle fin

The unmoisturised out layer of a ladies vajayjay

After vacating the river rapids at hurricane harbour Sanjay adjusts his speedos, turns to his wife Geeta and gasped....! GEETA.... I CAN SEE UR WAFFLE FIN

by Himmy homez February 14, 2012