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Desk Vultures

What you and your co workers become when someone leaves the office for other employment.
One coworker says to another "Dang girl, you should have seen it this morning. They were tall over that empty cubical like a flock of desk vultures"
by Purpledove711 November 15, 2019
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Hype Vulture

Hipsters that circle potential sources of culture, swooping in whenever something begins to generate hype and ruining said thing for the rest of us. Once something is attacked by a hype vulture, all further observers must be wary of being accused of being a hype vulture themselves.
I went to the WU LYF show but it was full of hype vultures.
by pandajack0 August 2, 2011
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comedy vulture

A person, corporation, etc. who uses quotes, sayings, or memes long after they have become unfunny
Person 1: Dude, did you hear about that comedian who went on last night?
Person 2: Yeah. Total comedy vulture.
Person 1: I know, right? I mean, all he did was quote dumb, popular shows and memes from fucking 2009!
Person 2: Yeah. Crap like him is why I don't attend comedy shows.
by True Isopod February 1, 2018
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Friendly Vulture

A person, usually one of many, who is suddenly your very best friend in the world because you have brought food of some sort into the classroom. Usually gum, birthday cookies/brownies, and doughnuts.

Common phrases include, "Hey, buddy, can I have a piece?", "I'll be your best friend!", and "I'll give you five bucks."
"I opened a pack of gum on the bus today, and in swarmed the Friendly Vultures."
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Vulture

A wanker who hides in the background waiting to pounce on a friends women any little opportunity they get
Ima curb stomp that little vulture
by Fhhhggggf January 3, 2020
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Cock Vulture

Men who hang Hangout in adult bookstores/ adult emporiums/Porn shops who's purpose lure men into booths ,bathrooms, dark corners to give fellatio / blowjobs to patrons?.
Wow that porn shop sure did have a lot of cock vultures hanging out in the back!
by Chaseifer June 27, 2018
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Clit Vulture

The act of a lesbian, usually over 45, stalking a younger lesbian, 18-30, in the hopes of regaining her youth.
Godfuckingdamn, that nasty ass, leatherfaced dyke Deb is at it again! Why can't she stop clit vulturing and let me drink my shirley temple in peace!

Step off, clit vulture, this is my sour puss

That bitch is such a fucking clit vulture, she owns a whole fleet of U-HAUL trucks.
by thefishbin August 31, 2011
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