The old vegan lady that compares speciesism to racism and knows nothing about the meat and dairy industry. She gets all of her knowledge from dumb shows made by dumb vegans. And she says you need to get to be vegan to get to heaven and says she wouldn’t donate an organ unless it’s to an animal rights activist.
by carguy772 September 30, 2020
by Prime Minister of Malaysia September 09, 2006
the mind blowing sexual act performed on/with a vegan anally. Vegans do not eat red meat and thus have very clean colons resulting in clean and stress free anal
“Dude, you get nasty with that Margaret girl yet?”
“Breh it was righteous….got that supreme Vegan Anal.”
“Breh it was righteous….got that supreme Vegan Anal.”
by matt5000 June 02, 2010
ˌɒpətjʊˈnɪstɪk ˈviːgən
n. an individual who is a vegan only when the circumstance is favorable to doing so
n. an individual who is a vegan only when the circumstance is favorable to doing so
Andrew: Mike! Why are you eating those buffalo wings! I thought you were a vegan...
Mike: #YOLO
Kevin: He's an opportunistic vegan.
Mike: #YOLO
Kevin: He's an opportunistic vegan.
by C@RN1v0R3 July 03, 2013
A game commonly played on Tumblr. All one needs to do is make a post about how some meat product is delicious or make a post about how vegans are overly sensitive and like magic someone will respond saying that not all vegans are smug assholes they just live a healthier lifestyle than you and you're a horrible person for eating meat.
How to play find the vegan
Non-Vegan: I like bacon
Vegan: How can you live with yourself knowing that you contributed to the MURDER of a poor defenseless pig?
Non-Vegan: Found the vegan
OR
Non-Vegan: I hate it when my vegan aunt comes over for thanksgiving and complains about all of us eating turkey.
Vegan: Well not all vegans are like that but eating tofu is much healthier. You're aunt is a smart person and you should probably stop eating turkey if not for the health benefits but at least to stop the brutal senseless violence of poor, beautiful, innocent turkeys.
Non-Vegan: Found the vegan.
Non-Vegan: I like bacon
Vegan: How can you live with yourself knowing that you contributed to the MURDER of a poor defenseless pig?
Non-Vegan: Found the vegan
OR
Non-Vegan: I hate it when my vegan aunt comes over for thanksgiving and complains about all of us eating turkey.
Vegan: Well not all vegans are like that but eating tofu is much healthier. You're aunt is a smart person and you should probably stop eating turkey if not for the health benefits but at least to stop the brutal senseless violence of poor, beautiful, innocent turkeys.
Non-Vegan: Found the vegan.
by Wiggles O'Hallahan February 27, 2014
by ya._boi._leo September 25, 2018
A post shit toilet paper a wipe of the ass that is completely clean and remnant free. Named from the extremely clean plop and drop and clean release shits that occur when following a plant based and high fiber lifestyle.
I just had a vegan wipe. Hard to believe that just a year ago I was dropping greasy shits and wiping myself raw. This plant diet really has changed my bowels.
by Dick Onchin October 06, 2020