captain useless

A nigga who always be lacking. Sometimes he makes a joke and nobody laugh but we still love the guy.

-Guys why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.

Everyone:
-Man you really did just pull a captain useless.

by ButFuggle April 16, 2020

Fucking Useless Dependent Troll

one who accepts no responsibility under any circumstance and believes they should be supported in perpetuity. see also, can't understand normal thinking, and there we are then.

that fucking useless dependent troll

by goober86449975 August 14, 2020

Professionally useless

The kind of coworker who is completely useless to any component of their job. They accomplish nothing when they’re there and you’re actually better off without them. This person is worthless to the job that other departments know about them too. He may also fake being sick to get out of work. All they’re good at is taking up oxygen. They are the weakest link

Mike: where is joe?

Sam: he’s out sick again.

Mike: wasn’t he just sick like a week ago?

Sam: yeah he was.

Mike: that guy is professionally useless

by Big left hand November 20, 2020

fucking useless

everything like that fucking useless stupid mug and neck gaither

Urban Dictionary: Buy the mug for your brother (random name)
Me: No, that's fucking useless shit!

by Deleted User 8c0qdeil February 1, 2021

most useless

An adjetive for the object in a group that has the fewest or no use

Tom : Billy is the most useless person ever, he thinks everything is a jojo reference.
Billy : no u :)

by GoldenOrb September 18, 2022

Stupid useless son of a bitch

Mark is a Stupid useless son of a bitch

He do you know mark t?
Oh yeah I know that Stupid useless son of a bitch

by Colemyguylover69420 January 29, 2024

Aggressively useless

When someone or something is so devoid of any redeeming value you can't believe it's not intentional.

I'm trying real hard not to hate my son-in-law, but the kid's aggressively useless.

by THX1180 December 2, 2023