Person 1: OMG I GOT INTO CLOWN UNIVERSITY
Person 2: OMG SAME HERE
Person 3: I wish I did I’m just not enough of a clown
Person 1+2: Did we fucking ask
Person 2: OMG SAME HERE
Person 3: I wish I did I’m just not enough of a clown
Person 1+2: Did we fucking ask
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Tel Aviv University - the largest of Israel's higher education institutions, if technion is where a person would study to become something useful in life, TAU is where someone would go to learn how to be a hipster.
"Do you study at Tel Aviv University"
"no ahi, I don't wear vintage"
"In order to truely access and understand marxism , one must take a folkloric approach" "You study at TAU right?"
"no ahi, I don't wear vintage"
"In order to truely access and understand marxism , one must take a folkloric approach" "You study at TAU right?"
by IPAgenie December 5, 2017
Get the tel aviv university mug.An outstanding university in Connecticut (second only to Yale). Quinnipiac students are intelligent, athletic, good looking, and rich. The campus is gorgeous. The library kicks ass. A Quinnipiac education will enable you to have a successful life.
Fairfield/Wesleyan Student: Our girls are ugly and I am failing philosophy 101.
Quinnipiac Student: That's too bad. I met Miss Connecticut at Quinnipiac University. We are in love and plan to marry after I graduate from law school in the spring.
Quinnipiac Student: That's too bad. I met Miss Connecticut at Quinnipiac University. We are in love and plan to marry after I graduate from law school in the spring.
by Matthew I. January 15, 2007
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Are you honestly taking out a 500,000 loan to attend Franklin University Switzerland?
Yes, Miriam can afford a yacht, she goes to Franklin University Switzerland
Yes, Miriam can afford a yacht, she goes to Franklin University Switzerland
by franklinfinest February 5, 2017
Get the franklin university switzerland mug.A "top 10" university in the U.K. It's in the middle of nowhere, has really depressing weather, and student life involves getting stupidly drunk in grim bars in town, because there's honestly not much else to do in your free time. There's quite a few societies, but with the exception of international clubs, they mostly consist of weirdos who dress up as Harry Potter and do medieval reenactments. Classes and lectures are alright, but the campus is so big it that it can take up to half an hour to walk to class from your dorm. Highlight of the experience is making friends for life by bonding over the horrible weather and the terrible food they serve in northern England.
Owen:"Which University you going to mate?"
Mark: "I'm in Lancaster University"
Owen: "Ah mate it must be grim up north."
Mark: "Yea mate there's 300 rainy days per year and the food is terrible"
Mark: "I'm in Lancaster University"
Owen: "Ah mate it must be grim up north."
Mark: "Yea mate there's 300 rainy days per year and the food is terrible"
by ebilnoob May 26, 2018
Get the Lancaster University mug."Work hard, play hard" should be this school's official motto. During the week you will find the library maxed out on occupancy, all the nearby coffee shops flushed with NU students on their laptops or burried in stacks of books and handouts. But comes thursday night, and the streets of downtown Boston become a playground for most of the NU student body. Since it's a 5 year school (in most cases), it only made sense to build a 21+ dorm building. That took care of the 'dry campus' policy.
At any given time during the weekend, on or off campus, you will find a party to attend. You will hear of some huge party getting broken up and the amount of confiscated alcohol will truly amaze you. You will witness intoxicated girls walking (or trying to walk) back to their dorms, hand in hand, with their Coach bags and on their cell phones with their exs. You will hear Irish chants echoing at 2 am as the last bar had closed and people are heading back to campus.
This school will define your college life, so if you don't go here, find someone that does and invite yourself for St. Patty's day. You will remember it. Or maybe most of it.
At any given time during the weekend, on or off campus, you will find a party to attend. You will hear of some huge party getting broken up and the amount of confiscated alcohol will truly amaze you. You will witness intoxicated girls walking (or trying to walk) back to their dorms, hand in hand, with their Coach bags and on their cell phones with their exs. You will hear Irish chants echoing at 2 am as the last bar had closed and people are heading back to campus.
This school will define your college life, so if you don't go here, find someone that does and invite yourself for St. Patty's day. You will remember it. Or maybe most of it.
Text message recieved by a Northeastern University student on a saturday afternoon: "Yo, wanna do a Boylston run tonight?"
by northie August 29, 2006
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