uncle vince

Everyone's Sexy Asian uncle, always offers you candy for a free ride in his van. Makes you feel like a real princess.
"hey is that uncle vince?"
"yeah lets get in his van!"
by KoolAidKidForYouToDrink February 28, 2018
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English Uncles

When an acquaintance feels the need to appear superior to his peers when discussing any given subject, he fabricates lies to increase his credibility, and appeals to an unseen, familial source such as "My English Uncles", who discovered, invented, or created, the central object of the discussion.

The "English Uncles" often remain unnamed, and separated by large distances, likely on a separate continent, so as to avoid any unpleasant outcomes of an investigation of the claims made by the acquaintance, about the "discoveries" and "inventions" of his "English Uncles".
Douglas-"A Roots supercharger can generate more power through the lower RPM band than a Twin-Screw superchager."

Lumps-"Dude my English Uncles actually engineered the first supercharger so I should know which one generates more power."
by Ironguild April 29, 2011
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uncle foamy

penis..usually referred to as "uncle foamy" when a man becomes aroused or referring to something that would arouse them..
"that will make uncle foamy stand up and tap dance!!"
by zoe holl May 03, 2006
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Pedo Uncle

When your uncle hands you a dildo and says to shove it up your grandma's ass
My Uncle did a Pedo Uncle at christmas
by Giga N@GGI 2000 October 26, 2022
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Funny Uncle

He's the uncle who constantly cracks jokes. While trying to lure nephews and neices into his van. For secret rides...
That uncle sure is funny. But he won't let go of my daughter. It seems kinda odd...
by Lance Blaisdell May 19, 2005
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uncle gary

"I was sitting at home, and wondered if someone was going to bring Uncle Gary by"
by corra October 11, 2003
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Uncle Leo

Law enforcement. From the common abbreviation "LE", and inspired by the name of the Seinfeld character.
"Watch your speed on Route 9, Uncle Leo is all over it tonight."
by Blather July 03, 2009
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