Uncle Jarryding

An event when two or more bro's tie a girls feet together behind her head then roll her down a hill and take bets to see if she lands facing up or down like heads or tails.

Then that determines if u get a bj or take her from behind

_Nicholas:Bro let's have a threesome with my girl
Kyle:Okay let's play uncle jarryding to see who gets the bj or the poophole_

by Avo. May 11, 2020

uncle vince

Everyone's Sexy Asian uncle, always offers you candy for a free ride in his van. Makes you feel like a real princess.

"hey is that uncle vince?"
"yeah lets get in his van!"

by KoolAidKidForYouToDrink February 28, 2018

Pedo Uncle

When your uncle hands you a dildo and says to shove it up your grandma's ass

My Uncle did a Pedo Uncle at christmas

by Giga N@GGI 2000 October 26, 2022

Aunty Uncle

A person that is built like a uncle with a beer belly on the top, and built like a skinny aunt on the bottom.

“She built like a aunty uncle”

by KJ 0217 March 4, 2022

Funny Uncle

He's the uncle who constantly cracks jokes. While trying to lure nephews and neices into his van. For secret rides...

That uncle sure is funny. But he won't let go of my daughter. It seems kinda odd...

by Lance Blaisdell May 20, 2005

uncle gary

slang term for marijuana

"I was sitting at home, and wondered if someone was going to bring Uncle Gary by"

by corra October 11, 2003

Uncle Leo

Law enforcement. From the common abbreviation "LE", and inspired by the name of the Seinfeld character.

"Watch your speed on Route 9, Uncle Leo is all over it tonight."

by Blather July 2, 2009