Uncle Roach

An Uncle Roach is the one of the coolest people you know. Uncle Roach is a rad dude. Contrary to popular belief you don't need to be related to him, typically he is just your dads best friend. Uncle Roach spends his time doing crazy stuff and pulling females.

"Hey uncle roach what you been up to"
"Nothing much young bitch, just beat my boss in a drag race"
"Uncle Roach you're so rad"

by Young Excalibur. June 15, 2019

Uncle Martha

When something is unclear and can change meaning relative to other concepts

Uncle Martha's mom and pop shop makes the best spanakopita outside of Greece.

by greekfreak01 December 6, 2016

Aunty Uncle

A person that is built like a uncle with a beer belly on the top, and built like a skinny aunt on the bottom.

“She built like a aunty uncle”

by KJ 0217 March 4, 2022

uncle pricky

The act of sticking your penis in a pumpkin before receiving oral sex as a prank.

She had the best evening imaginable, until she went to his room for a nightcap and tasted pumpkin while blowing him . Then his frat buddies jumped out of the closet with a camera and screamed " youve just got an uncle pricky".

by RThe Wick May 8, 2011

Funny Uncle

He's the uncle who constantly cracks jokes. While trying to lure nephews and neices into his van. For secret rides...

That uncle sure is funny. But he won't let go of my daughter. It seems kinda odd...

by Lance Blaisdell May 20, 2005

uncle gary

slang term for marijuana

"I was sitting at home, and wondered if someone was going to bring Uncle Gary by"

by corra October 11, 2003

Uncle Leo

Law enforcement. From the common abbreviation "LE", and inspired by the name of the Seinfeld character.

"Watch your speed on Route 9, Uncle Leo is all over it tonight."

by Blather July 2, 2009