BURNT TURD

CHIX THAT TAN SO MUCH THEIR SKIN LOOKS LIKE A FAKE LEATHER BAG OR A BURNT TURD

HEY DID YA PEEP DAT BURNT TURD OVER YONDER SHES SORTA HOT BUT FKN HER WOULD BE LIKE BANGIN A OLD ASS CATCHERS MITT AND DAT TAN SMELL ITS LIKE HONEY MIXED WITH B.O.

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 21, 2011

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Turds on the hood

The food residue splattered on your shirt after a messy eating experience. Often heard as an accompaniment to "bugs on the windshield."

Wow, nice job eating, dude. Not only do you have bugs on the windshield but you've got turds on the hood too!

by Coop's Dad August 29, 2007

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turd polishing

The act of trying to make something hopelessly weak and unattractive appear strong and appealing. An impossible process that usually results in a larger, uglier turd.

She tried to look more attractive by getting plastic surgery, but let's face it, you can't polish a turd.

by ktrane March 3, 2004

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bonus turd

When you make special effort to completely finish taking a dump because you only have enough toilet paper to wipe once, then just as you wipe your ass, you have to drop one more loaf.

Man, I used the last little bit of TP, and then along comes the bonus turd!

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010

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dino turd

A singular piece of poo that is of prehistoric magnitude comparable to that of a dinosaur.

Person 1: Oh my God man someone left a

dino turd in the toilet at work today!

I had to break it up with the plunger

before it could get it to go down.

Person 2: That's awful! You should find out

who it was and start calling them

T-Rex!

by shadowcon January 9, 2014

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