HEY DID YA PEEP DAT BURNT TURD OVER YONDER SHES SORTA HOT BUT FKN HER WOULD BE LIKE BANGIN A OLD ASS CATCHERS MITT AND DAT TAN SMELL ITS LIKE HONEY MIXED WITH B.O.
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 21, 2011
The food residue splattered on your shirt after a messy eating experience. Often heard as an accompaniment to "bugs on the windshield."
Wow, nice job eating, dude. Not only do you have bugs on the windshield but you've got turds on the hood too!
by Coop's Dad August 23, 2007
The act of trying to make something hopelessly weak and unattractive appear strong and appealing. An impossible process that usually results in a larger, uglier turd.
She tried to look more attractive by getting plastic surgery, but let's face it, you can't polish a turd.
by ktrane March 03, 2004
by Eaton Holgoode March 01, 2017
Person A: Why are you looking so guilty?
Person B: I just took a chonging turd on your girlfriend.
Person A: Not a Cleveland Steamer!
Person B: I just took a chonging turd on your girlfriend.
Person A: Not a Cleveland Steamer!
by Yabadabadork November 07, 2015
to be aware of fecal girth and volume when using a toilet. if a deposit of feces is too large for the plumbing in question, an early "courtesy flush" is definitely in order, sometimes in mid-loaf.
if one is properly turd-conscious, no plumbing disasters will occur.
if one is properly turd-conscious, no plumbing disasters will occur.
i was visiting my in-laws when i had to take a huge dump. fortunately i am turd-conscious and employed a quick courtesy flush; therefore, averting an embarrassing need for a plunger... or even worse, an overflow of tainted water.
by phil condit April 22, 2003
When you make special effort to completely finish taking a dump because you only have enough toilet paper to wipe once, then just as you wipe your ass, you have to drop one more loaf.
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010