Toddler Steps

When Baby Steps just aren't enough.

He's taking baby steps as a manager, but we really need him to start taking toddler steps.

by dilly42 September 20, 2016

tiddle yourself

Touch yourself leisurely

Tiddle yourself after class today

by Carrii November 20, 2016

Turdle

When you swim in poo

Verb: Turdling

No! Stop doing a turdle!
OR
Stop turdling!

by MWUK1909 December 19, 2016

Tudelei

The coolest man in the world he is not shy with girls you can trust him with anything he loves everyone and is the best basketball player in 6th grade

Tudelei can take your girl

by Titus thinks Sarah is cute April 19, 2018

tiddle stick

Another name that used to describe your dick, usually used by gangster trash and meth heads.

"He/She can suck upon my tiddle stick!"

by HARRYbigDICK October 20, 2017

Toddler in Chief

Exceptional heads of state which have come to leadership after a long and successful political career

“Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure,it’s not your fault.” Toddler in Chief
“Windmills are the greatest threat in the US to both bald and golden eagles. Media claims fictional ‘global warming’ is worse.” Toddler in Chief

by cockgiver October 30, 2017

Turdle Wax

When you’re receiving a handjob and you have to take a shit, so your partner open palm catches it and proceeds to use your turd to jerk you off.

Glenn really enjoys when chicks turdle wax him after a his pineapple pizza’s.

by Cracklized November 15, 2017