Bloody Trumpet

When you cut off your own dick and then blow through the hold at the head. "Toot! Toot!"

Hey Carl! Why don't you just give yourself a Bloody Trumpet!

by ParlorPeep April 30, 2015

Devil’s Trumpet

When your girl eats spicy food and you eat ass.

Oh, you had Thai food for dinner? Looks like I’ll be playing the devil’s trumpet tonight.

by Canigetanickname February 21, 2020

Trumpet Section

Only the most incredible section for bands in the universe!!!

Omg... The trumpet section is so amazing like wtf

by ZE Burrito July 15, 2016

Moroni Trumpet

Receiving a blow job from a mormon girl, while facing east (finger butt play optional).

After bible study she totally gave me a Moroni Trumpet!

by Death Star ducky January 13, 2016

trumpet fish

a fart

I had a bowl of chili for dinner last night and this morning the trumpet fish were running wild.

by Anonymous December 23, 2002

tea and trumpets

When your balls are in a girl's mouth and you fart on her nose.

Tea Bagging with a fart.

I got this drunk girl to come over for some Tea and Trumpets last night.

by arel666 September 29, 2009

Meat Trumpet

When a man farts while getting oral sex.

Tom knew Cindy's love of music, so he finished with a Meat Trumpet in C Minor.

She demands that I signal with a Meat Trumpet before I cum.

by VSkizzle February 9, 2007