Tub trout

Leaving a dooker in a hot tub when tubbing with your partner!

Jeff and Phil we're in phil's hot tub when Phil dropped a tub trout just before they were going to have anal sex!

by Bigrow August 30, 2016

Texas Trouser Headlock

A sex position. When a male and a female are about to engage in intercourse, the male pulls down the female's pants in a way that they turn inside out as they come off, but stop so that they remain around the ankles. Finally the legs are lifted up so that the trousers catch around the back of the neck keeping them locked in the upright position.
Warning: The TTH is intended as comedy rather than an actual suggestion. Actually attempting this on a girl may result in being slaped, tasered, and/or sued.

Jerry went to Cirque du Soleil looking for a girlfriend flexible enough to perform the Texas Trouser Headlock.

by n.l.c. December 11, 2008

Trouser Erection

When one's trousers fold-up at the crotch, making it look like you have an erection

"Dude, put away the one-eyed trouser monster"
"It's not a boner! It's a trouser erection!"

by Leon Walker July 16, 2008

troutturd

troutturd (noun) an alternative to using the word "bastard" for people who don't like to use fck&*(G co9834ck suc*#$kin(*g profanity.

"Get the hell out of here you frogging troutturd!"

Also see: "frogging"

by Cathi Robertson June 17, 2008

TIJUANA BROWN TROUT

FLOATING PIECE OF HUMAN WASTE IN A PUBLIC SWIMMING POOL...USUALLY RATHER LARGE LOAD

I JUMPED OFF THE DIVING BOARD ONLY TO LAND ON SOMEONES TIJUANA BROWN TROUT

by KLOPPMAFIA January 15, 2009

Clever Trousers

Someone who makes snide remarks, or otherwise is acting in a fashion that makes others believe they are being smug.

British in origin.

Exactly the same as Smarty Pants.

"Oh, you're such a clever trousers with your puns, AREN'T you, Neil?"

by Asura October 26, 2004

Trout

A man who likes to date younger women (i.e. he swims downstream in age); Antonym = salmon (a guy who likes to date older women, or swims upstream in age). Synonym = male cougar

Bill's such a trout; everytime he enters the club he's got a younger chick on his arm...

by sunshark May 6, 2009