Topbud

It's a person who knows that you are completely insane, but loves you anyway. Best friend material.

I just got back from Paul's funeral. His topbud made a very humorous elegy about all the crazy things they did together in their youth.

by Lucca September 19, 2023

topstar

The greatest gang of all time so sigma.

topstarr? they really bout that bro, they play with knocks an shi

by WE SMOKING ON TJJJJ!!! October 5, 2023

toptur

up upon.

Do you want cheese toptur?

by puffycnote October 29, 2023

Topsy Teapot

The act of urinating in your partners anus.

Did you hear about Jessica at the party?
Jimmy gave her a Topsy Teapot

by Topsyboy December 18, 2023

TopSpin

To receive an instruction and in response, stare blankly and do nothing.

TopSpin is software for NMR Spectroscopy, it is widely known to freeze and give random errors.

Did they finish that task?
No, they did a TopSpin.

by Flare748 January 8, 2024

topspur

Banter name of the biggest club in London, Tottenham Hotspur FC, shows how jealous rivals fans are

Topspur clears Assna, Chelshit, etc

by thekhebslol March 26, 2024

Tops Webbing

A slang for the act of a Gentleman liberally distributing his gentleman Juice over the chest of a lady.
A play on words from the tracking website.

We went for hours last night and she asked me to give her a Tops Webbing to finish

by TURLYP April 25, 2024