Toby

me ,epic ,sexy ,hot ,fantastic, no common sense, intelligent,
friendly, pure evil ,strange ,abnormal, weird, freak, too many blocks, lots of friends ,hyper-active ,lots of exercising ,interesting, violent, no soul, inhuman

hey look its the grim reapers apprentice its Toby

by simbeebee September 23, 2011

toby

a reference to roots used to describe someone who is pussy whipped

Andrew:dude,your pussy whipped
Lee:yeah Toby

by mark zeman July 16, 2008

Toby

A fucking retard

That kid over there he's such a Toby is so fucking stupid and unattractive.

by FUCKMEJOEY August 3, 2017

Toby

Another name for a wet, tidy pussy.

"I went home with Fiona last night, all I can say is she has one nice Toby!"

"I went in expecting her Bella, but I couldn't pass up her Toby!!!!"

by Flowy November 5, 2014

Toby

A Toby is a insect, usually found in the back garden. The term, Toby, can also be used be used for a person who is sexually frustrated, and is usually extremely unpopular. To be Tobyish, is to be frigid, slow and extremely awkward.

-I saw a guy yesterday, totally Tobyish who was walking down the street, screaming "will you go out with me?!?" to every person he saw!

-What a Toby!

by the sexinator October 27, 2007

Toby

Toby is someone who is fake, an asshole, and full of themself. He really thinks that he is cool and that everyone loves him. He is a dick.

Josh: Hey wtf why did you pull a toby on gracie?
Kent: Yeah i feel bad unlike toby.

by urbandictionarylmao May 14, 2015

Toby Wan Kenobi

Name for an African-American male who tries to use "diversity" or "equal employment opportunity" policies to get a job regardless of their qualifications, or one who tries to play the race card to intimidate or influence others. From the Jedi Knight "Obi Wan Kenobi" of Star Wars and his famous "Jedi Mind Trick," where he fooled the Stormtroopers by telling them "These are not the droids you are looking for."

Black Guy: "I should apply for a job at that new restaurant. I see they ain't got any brothers workin there yet."

White Buddy: "Slow down, Toby Wan Kenobi. You got fired from your last three food service jobs. Maybe you should look into work you are actually qualified for."

or,

Cop #1: "I pulled over this beemer for doing 70 in a 50, and the driver was this wealthy-looking black guy. He had the nerve to accuse me of profiling, even though he had tinted windows, and I didn't know he was black until after I pulled him over!"

Cop #2 "I hate when they turn into Toby Wan Kenobi."

by Bructus December 7, 2010