1)
Boss: "I know I can count on you to get that extra work done before you go home."
Wage-slave: "Sure boss, sneeze**."
Boss: "???!"
**Screw you.
2)
Coworker: "Man up and just do the fucking work."
Worker: "Screw you."
Boss: "I know I can count on you to get that extra work done before you go home."
Wage-slave: "Sure boss, sneeze**."
Boss: "???!"
**Screw you.
2)
Coworker: "Man up and just do the fucking work."
Worker: "Screw you."
by frogggy August 05, 2009
by Urban Dweller November 16, 2005
by Sigismondo February 08, 2018
Screw The Crew is when someone (usually a dirty old man) is in the situation of finding someone hot (or not) at work and inevitably drawn into having sex with them (usually with consent). This is often made worse by those in positions of power eg. 17 year old McDonalds night-shift manager who hits on the barely-legals working underneath them (sometimes literally working underneath them).
"You've heard of not shitting in your own nest? Well, my job-retaining policy is to not screw the crew."
"Oh Geoff, yeah, he definitely screws the crew. Saw him leaning up against that new girl the other day showing her his little French Fry. She was just as bad...all over him like hot mayonnaise...and just as rancid."
"Oh Geoff, yeah, he definitely screws the crew. Saw him leaning up against that new girl the other day showing her his little French Fry. She was just as bad...all over him like hot mayonnaise...and just as rancid."
by OnlinePresence 6 November 21, 2018
Describes someone who does something morally wrong to you and then when you get angry and confront them about it, They blame you for being angry. This can snowball many times over resulting in a double screw tape and even a triple screw tape.
That bitch pulled a screw tape on me when she called me abusive just because I stuck up for myself and refused to put up with HER abuse.
by Trixy Tee July 29, 2018
From Freddy Vs. Jason: Being in a situation where you're backed into a corner, then have a revelation pin (or "skewer") you to said corner, then have another revelations happen that completely screws you over.
Gibb was stuck in a dream because of her drinking. She was backed into a locker, then Freddy ripped the door off, ready to strike. Suddenly, in the real world, Jason impaled the lit raver and Gibb, leaving her totally skewer screwed.
by nightmareonfriday October 22, 2009
I'm totally going to chop and screw my sober-up snack by combining cream cheese with graham crackers.
by DJ Chachi October 05, 2008