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putin

A very unpleasant bowel movement that one wants to quickly forget.
I indulged too much last night. Woke at 5 a.m. with a putin. Nasty. Thank god it's gone.
by squidwhispers March 20, 2022
mugGet the putinmug.

putin

a motherfucking bitch that wants to gain power and lies to his own soldiers
putin: you will be in training across the Ukraine border
also putin: and by training i mean war
by RedDef March 4, 2022
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Pack a Putin

When you stub your toe then threaten the world with nuclear annihilation
Some mofo cut me off in traffic today so I decided to pack a Putin and put my nuclear arsenal on high alert
by Vladimir Foreskin March 2, 2022
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Putin

Putin can you put in the pudding.

Something you say when you need Putin to put in the pudding.

it´s a thing... YES IT IS!!
Putin, can you put in the puddin
mugGet the Putinmug.

massive putin

When you feel like you just took the biggest shit, but upon investigation of the results only a tiny log remains with your ass crack covered in smeared shit.

You attempt an action that everyone in the room believes would be easily within your abilities, but fail at every attempt looking like an asshole. You continue to act as if it was the best results, even when everyone around you has encouraged you to just stop being an asshole
Russia pulled a massive Putin on invading the Ukraine.
by SpookEtooth March 13, 2022
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why do you praise Putin

What you say to someone when they are acting like a total dunce online, so you say this just to get the best out of them.
Person 1: You're the type of person who would wear 2 circles on their chest in ROBLOX and say that this game is 13+
Person 2: why do you praise Putin + ratio + cope
by Mr. Brony June 3, 2022
mugGet the why do you praise Putinmug.

Putin

Putout
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by void_17 August 1, 2019
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