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Buffalo Nickles

A Buffalo Nickel is a piece of dookie stuck to the back of a toilet. Usually caused by explosive diarrhea. Derived from the small pieces of feces that stick to to the hair on a buffalos ass. Not to be confused with skid marks from a flush. The Nickel part of the word is used to describe the usual size of the spayed fecal matter.
Aww man I flushed 3 times and the Buffalo Nickels are still there.

Dude I can't find a clean shitter they have Buffalo Nickles all over them.
by Cheese1983 September 7, 2012
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cunt buffalo

A large and annoying woman. Can be more cunt or more buffalo. If she's very fat and very annoying, can be classified as a "full blown cunt buffalo".
"Dude do you see that fat chick?!"
"Yea man, I talked to her. She's a full blown cunt buffalo!"

"Last night I was hitting on a cunt buffalo. To my credit though, she was more cunt than buffalo."

"Looks like Joe's going cunt buffalo hunting tonight. We gotta help a brotha out!"
by b00tyhunt4r September 18, 2014
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Thunder Buffalo

When you’re doing it raw and you slide a vibrater in her ass just before or during climax.
Dude, I just tried the Thunder Buffalo trick my buddy gave me and now she won’t return my calls.
by Big_Wildin October 17, 2023
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Buffalo Beard

A beard which can only be described by the sense of awesome it bestows upon its viewer.
A majestic feat of manhood, which all men want and all women crave.
"John, look at that buffalo beard, I wish I could grow a beard like that..."

"By than mans buffalo beard a drink, he is a god amongst men"

" Shelley, take you knickers off, look at that buffalo beard that just walked in."
by Anonb August 2, 2013
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dying buffalo

When you're riding a bicycle with locking pedals and can't get your foot out in time to stop properly and you helplessly fall to one side.
As the light suddenly turned red, I pulled a dying buffalo and fell on my side.
by toalexan May 20, 2014
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Buffalo Marry

The placement of buffalo wing sauce into the female reproductive organ, then performing vaginal sex and ejaculating into the sauce. Afterwards, stand over a tray of uncooked wings and drizzle the concoction onto the wings. Cook to perfection at 420 degrees for 20 mins and serve.
My girlfriends parents thought the wings tasted weird. Little did they know we used the buffalo marry technic.
by Magentis2007 November 20, 2017
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Buffalo Internet

A gentleman's libation, served over ice and consumed directly after waking to ensure adequate intoxication prior to business meetings. Frequently responsible for camera failure, network outage, heavy slurring and other complications to conducting business over video meetings.
"Jeff must have tossed back a few buffalo internets and knocked over his laptop again - let's call this meeting and try again tomorrow."
by Xyxgy July 27, 2022
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