Timmy Tiger

Although Timmy Tigers obsess about dumb things, like their hair and their black girl lips, they are some of the most genuine tigers in the world! Only Timmy Tigers can mate with Becky Bears, unlike any other tigers. And they also posess opposable thumbs.

Woah, did you see that Timmy Tiger over there?
Yeah, he was combing his hair again. AGAIN.

by Becky Bear March 8, 2009

Timmy Burns!

n: A robust, charasmatic, and stunningly good looking internet personality. His threads are classic, his posts are timeless. A gentleman and a scholar, his wit and potent tenacity make him the single most ruthless man on any message board today. If you are fortunate enough to be in his presence be sure you are at the peak of your game. A small mistake will often result in hours of relentless internet condescension. His audacity, and heartless, merciless, rancorous, and savage attitude make him a loved and hated legend among men.

(1985-present) syn: The Legend, Timmy!

I once tried to exhibit some intelligence and mouth off to Timmy Burns! My vagina still hurts from the beating I received in that thread.

by Exclusively Furtive September 6, 2008

timmy todger

A timmy todger is when a young male wakes up with morning glory (erection as you wake up) and decides to wank (masterbate) it off, usually before school starts.

Retard: I had a timmy todger this morning
Normal guy: Fuck off, your weird.

by misster sexy January 7, 2014

timmy g

Ugly, thinks he's cool, pretends he popular

Wait his name is Timmy G.... knew it.

by SavageBoi69 December 27, 2015

timmy cat

the best cat ever acts like a dog and drives you crazy yet is so cute you always want a cat like this.

your cat is a timmy cat

by grace kirby November 26, 2019

Timmy Chungus

Well, he is just big chungus's little brother.

Timmy Chungus and Big Chungus bought ice-cream

by THE CHUNGUS FAMILY March 29, 2022

Timmy's Trousers

Describes that sinking feeling when you wake up in the morning after a drunken night out and you see a pair of camouflage combats lying on the floor and you just know your back door has been busted by another man

Jason: How'd ya go last night Lloydy?

Lloyd: Dont ask mate, woke up this morning with Timmy's Trousers

Jason: Fuckin Oath how do you feel about that?

Lloyd: Not good but I've had worse, at least he trims his hedge

by safarijon August 3, 2008