tire fire

The act of two heavily obese persons having sexual intercourse with such vigor and friction that two spare tires create a blaze of fire.

That's a tire fire waiting to happen.

by Luffa October 16, 2008

Flat tire

A girl with a flat ass

That girl has a flat tire

by Antistheoneandonly December 17, 2014

bone tired

extremely tired

I'm bone tired after am long day at work.

by its12:49-03/13/14 April 20, 2014

Dirty Tire

To finger a girls and rub the shit around her asshole, or to give a dirty sanchez to her asshole

Instead of giving her a dirty sanchez give a Dirty Tire

by Yo papa May 22, 2006

Tire madness

In Strong Bad e-mail 85, a wrestling type pay-per-view this Sunday in which Strong Mad will attempt to reclaim the heavyweight title from the tire.

Damn, even Tire Madness is better than that WWE shit.

by Johnny Rocketfingers September 22, 2003

tire paste

Pasting used to mount and remove tires, also known as rubber lubricant

Person 1: Hey mel got any of that smooth tire paste for mah car?

Person 3: Yea, just came in, it's gonna go on nice

by Spaceman_Spiff May 14, 2009

I'm tired

Words that are often followed by a suicide attempt.

Person A: I'm tired.
Person B: Try to get some rest.
Person A: Yeah good idea.

by Bobloblawblah August 3, 2019