A 40 year old women who finds pleasure in beefing with literal children. She thinks she's smoking hot shit but really she is just a fat piece of horse shit. She's bigger than Augustus Gloop. She thinks she can run a girl Scout troop without being cooked by a bunch of teenage girls who hate her. She tried to take us to Lancaster to meet the Amish but they all thought we were kidnapped by Megamind. She tried to take us on a cruise in the middle of the ocean and wouldn't leave us alone,she stalked us like she was the next Middle Aged predator. She tries to be inclusive but likes to call girls her browbies. What the fuck? She's the first to look at you and say your shirt is too short but she just is mad she can't fit in kids clothes anymore. Talk about HUGE. She left the troop then got mad we didn't give her money she was literally stealing from us. The only reason her daughter sold over 1,000 boxes of cookies every season was because she bought and ate them all.
Girl 1: My name is Tina Arbone and I'm America's next Top 100 Child Predator!
Girl 2: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME
Girl 2: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME
by anonymous April 8, 2025
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Friend 1: "Man, I fucked up last night, my pocket dialled my friends whilst rambling on about vampire porn and now they won't stop rippin the shit outta me"
Friend 2: "Oh dude, thats a mood, you pulled The Tina"
Friend 2: "Oh dude, thats a mood, you pulled The Tina"
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Get the Pull a Tina mug.A Tina is like a Karen, but rather than contacting the manager, she just puts here hand on her hip and interprets what you said in the worst way possible and looks at you while giving you the silent treatment... she assumes you’re a bad person, even though she doesn’t know you. Some times she gives you a sarcastic “mmmhmmm” like she doesn’t believe you.
Sometimes a Tina assumes you meant to make a sexual innuendo or pun when you didn’t, othertimes, she things you meant the worst
Sometimes a Tina assumes you meant to make a sexual innuendo or pun when you didn’t, othertimes, she things you meant the worst
Audrey: “What are you mansplaining?”
John:“No I’m trying to be useful because you misinterpreted me... There are too many mansplainers and not enough womanunderstanders”
Tina:hand on hip and look like she wants to say “uh-uh”
“I didn’t mean it like that, Tina” said to a girl obviously not named Tina.
John, now acting like a Brad: “I just mean that you shouldn’t assume the worst in people, like just because you claim they’re mansplaining, doesn’t mean they weren’t just regular people making conversation, trying to be helpful.”
Tina: “mmmhmmm”
“God, you’re such a Tina!” John, who is no longer acting like a Brad and is now acting like a total Larry
John:“No I’m trying to be useful because you misinterpreted me... There are too many mansplainers and not enough womanunderstanders”
Tina:hand on hip and look like she wants to say “uh-uh”
“I didn’t mean it like that, Tina” said to a girl obviously not named Tina.
John, now acting like a Brad: “I just mean that you shouldn’t assume the worst in people, like just because you claim they’re mansplaining, doesn’t mean they weren’t just regular people making conversation, trying to be helpful.”
Tina: “mmmhmmm”
“God, you’re such a Tina!” John, who is no longer acting like a Brad and is now acting like a total Larry
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