Random dude thot 1: yo remember that girl I brought home last night?
Random dude thot 2: yeah.
Random dude thot 1: well I did a pre-squeeze and I lasted for like 20 minutes longer!!
Random dude thot 2: uuuhhh why you tellin me this you gey as hell.
Random dude thot 2: yeah.
Random dude thot 1: well I did a pre-squeeze and I lasted for like 20 minutes longer!!
Random dude thot 2: uuuhhh why you tellin me this you gey as hell.
by L.T. Ligma March 17, 2019
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Get the squeeze the squid mug.a sex act where person A puts the tip of a can of cheese whiz into person B's asshole and sprays some into person B's ass, then person B shits it into person A's mouth
by Captain Hammerpenis May 22, 2010
Get the Cheesy Squeeze mug.When somebody accidentally touches a body part of the opposite gender in an enclosed space or a hallway.
(Joe accidentally touches Sara's chest in the hallway. Joe runs away in embarrassment)
Sam: Yo, Joe, what's good?
Joe: Just pulled a suicide squeeze on Sara, dude.
Sam: Yo, Joe, what's good?
Joe: Just pulled a suicide squeeze on Sara, dude.
by TScottsby September 20, 2012
Get the Suicide Squeeze mug.When you squeeze a woman's breast, aka "tit squeeze" the tit being the breast, in case you didn't know.
Dude 1: dude how did your date go last night?
Dude 2: Man, she called me a rapist because I gave her a good old "tit squeeze"
Dude 2: Man, she called me a rapist because I gave her a good old "tit squeeze"
by Cosmo is a fag December 15, 2013
Get the tit squeeze mug.The act of a guy peeing in a girl's butthole and then proceeding to suck the entire contents of her ass out.
by LLLLL December 5, 2004
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