Snail Hail

Why this Why not This Hey Why is There so Much Capital letter So Bye Capital Letters Bye "K" Mom

don't in hail yo Snail Hail Please

by Ali-A intro March 11, 2022

vomit snail

When you have had so much to drink that you can't actually walk and are puking all the way to the bathroom, leaving a trail behind you.

"If I have one more shot I will be a vomit snail!"

by T20x3 February 27, 2018

Wail on the snail

The act of female masturbation.

She needs to wail on the snail and loosen up a little bit.

by The one and only Tankthefranke May 28, 2019

Snail Hail

no

no Snail hail

by Ali-A intro March 11, 2022

Snail Eye

A man's inability to 'get it up' at a time in which he needs to be performing. Also known as 'snail eye syndrome' if it is a constant reoccurrence.

Girl 1 - 'So.. How was last night!? Did you finally sleep with John?'

Girl 2 - 'Yeah.. sort of'

Girl 1 - 'Sort of?'
Girl 2 - 'Well, he kept getting snail eye, so there was a lot of starting and stopping'. I just hope it's because he had drunk too much and that it's not me!'

by schtulberg May 6, 2014

snail rape

When thy human rapes a snail found outside

Dude 1:“Yo dude wanna rape snails with me?”

Dude 2:”sure its kinda fun” snail rape is defined as a man/woman takes a snail and fucks it without consent

by Snailraper6969 April 12, 2021

Dirty Snail

When you let a girl shit in your mouth and then you proceed to let her face ride you. After a couple of minutes of intermixing fluids, she rides down your body. The male then proceeds to crawl over the ground smothered in bodily fluids, while leaving a snail trail behind while making noises like Gary. The girl will then take upon the task to become the snail catcher, using her tongue to track the bodily fluids on the ground. When she finally catches the snail, she ends up jerking the snail off, catching the cum with titties. To defeat the snail, she pressures her boobies in the shit-covered face of the man to use the salty substance called sperm to destroy the target. After the snail loses consciousness the mating ritual ends.

Hey John, wanna do the dirty snail tonight?

by TheAssSnatcher January 14, 2022