bullshit handshake

when you go in for a whole, good handshake, they grab the very finger tips of your hand like they`re the fucking queen of england!

Its called the bullshit handshake because it is just that: a bullshit handshake!

I got a bullshit handshake today in church

by blu3hat February 19, 2011

Bridgeville Handshake

A hazing ritual wherein a high-ranking individual forces a subordinate's head to crotch level -- in an apparent simulation of a sex act -- while saying, "Wah-Ha."

When I joined the First State Police, I was given a badge, a gun, and the old Bridgeville Handshake.

by Chaffinch August 14, 2006

Michigan Handshake

A Michigan handshake is when two men and one woman are having a threesome and one guy reaches up the girl's ass and the other reaches down the throat then both their hands meet in the stomach and shake hands

dude, last night me, Brad, and Stacy did the Michigan Handshake. it was schwag.

by bardmain October 8, 2019

Friendly Handshake

(n.) a handjob given by a female friend, fuckbuddy, or any female with whom there is no attachment.

She was just giving me a friendly handshake before she left.

I met this chick at that party and she gave me a very friendly handshake.

by JediAndi September 12, 2005

herman handshake

the act of setting your beer or ash tray on the top of a girls head while she blows you. named after herman munster since he had a flat head.

come here, let me give you a herman handshake

by bogart March 6, 2005

Mexican Handshake

A strange form of masturbation involving squatting on the ground with flat feet with your knees held tighly to your chest. You arm must then go around one of your legs to reach the required organ.

Often done furiously and sometimes in public

I`m off to the park for a Mexican Handshake

by Call on me....call me...call on me... February 20, 2007

Frisco Handshake

While jacking off a guy, the girl reaches around and stuffs her fingers in his ass.

Things were going great until she gave me a Frisco Handshake.

by The Wall May 10, 2005