dirt dispenser

A term to describe one's anus, often used in fanfiction.

"She began to hug tightly to Karkat as she plunged her jade-spade as deeply as possible into Karkat's dirt dispenser."

by lMPA September 29, 2013

dirt-switching

When you are trying on the fly to change your facts you use as your arguments in a debate, albeit they are coherent and valid facts that are related to each other. It refers to the act of trying to change the dirt, on which your vegetables or plants are growing, into a better, more fertile soil amidst the growing season.

Bob: "...yet somehow this small group of people are responsible for..
Melvin: "Bigot! Hate speech! You talk like that in 2021? SERIOUSLY?"
Bob: "Well, this same group of people are still less likely to be shot at by the police.."
Melvin: "Racist! Bigot! Hate crime! Dirt-switching! DIRT-SWITCHING!"

by Burt Milhorse Eriksson June 26, 2021

dirt tulip

When you capture your fart in your closed hand, raise it to your friend's nose and open your hand with fingers pointing to the sky.

Billy gave Skip a dirt tulip as a wake up call.

by coug dude May 18, 2015

Dirt McGerk

Cocaine and Weed.... Maybe even a little meth.

As stated in the Kodak Black song "DIRT MCGERK".

Somedude on the street: "Ayo Kodak what you smokin on."

Kodak: "That Dirt McGerk."

by Smokin Dirt McGerk June 20, 2023

Dirt Throat

Giving head after eating ass or giving a hobo head

Damn your girl has that dirt throat

by Rabbidraccoon June 28, 2022

dirt donut

Another name for a sphincter, aka balloon knot, chocolate starfish. Particularly one that needs bleaching.

Corey knew it was going to be a good day when Barry bent over in the shower and showed him his dirt donut.

by Tbonepgh March 29, 2018

Long-dirt

"Long-Dirt, is the look one achieves when they don't have enough facial hair to grow a beard. Their face has these little patches of hair, like weeds invading your yard.

That shit sprouting on your face looks like "long-dirt".

by verobeach1970 September 17, 2014