Quarter Way Crook

A Quarter Way Crook is a half of a Halfway Crook. A Quarter Way Crook is so fake and unreal, he doesn't deserve the title of a Halfway Crook.

Nigga you half of a Halfway Crook. Quarter way crook actin ass

by Ganges Kahn Academy July 5, 2017

crook

Used as an alternative for "jokeman" or "dickhead" in a jokey way amongst friends in the UK.

This Jason guy took the rest of my drink, what a crook

by steppaz April 8, 2021

Crook

Spelled as it is pronounced "Crook" a guy that is very handsome he will murder for money.

All Crooks dislike Femboys and are the loyal associates of the Catholic church.

The pope- Crook kill the femboy

Crook- Will be done Father

by Hansihans December 9, 2022

Crooked Thumb

A big ol’ straight bottom. Has no power. Submits to his woman’s whims.

I thought Melissa’s boyfriend was secretly gay. Turns out he was just a crooked thumb.

by Jizzñe____007 June 7, 2024

crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.

Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"

by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016

The Crooks

It’s nothing good.

Friend 1 “this guys the funniest goon in the crooks”

Friend 2 “what the hell is the crooks?”
Friend 1 “exactly.”

by Alphonzo123 August 4, 2023

marlon crook

Sex God

Omg that's Marlon Crook!

by 😈 May 28, 2014