Two B double drivers passing in the middle of the night on the Biggest island in the world.
"B Double semi 2 trailers linked together, Awww sorry USA.
Australia runs the biggest road trucks in the world, not you.
"B Double semi 2 trailers linked together, Awww sorry USA.
Australia runs the biggest road trucks in the world, not you.
Channel 27/40 uhf midnight between Brisbane/ Sydney/ Melbourne/ Adelaide/ Perth/ Darwin and all points in between.
"Hey Brother Trucker long time no see."
" Whats that European crap you driving there Dogsbody, did somebody leave the keys in it?"
"Hey it pulls the full 90 tonnes, not like that septic tank rubbish your driving I mean yanks only pull 1 trailer"
" Hows the cook and the nippers?"
"they good mate, and yours?"
"Yeah they cool"
"Your starting to breaking up like a leper on a Pogo stick, There's a Grub in the scrub near Tabbie Mobile 2, shooting north"
"Thanks mate, nothing your way till after the stinking shitty"
"Thanks Brother Trucker see you on the turn around"
"Hey Brother Trucker long time no see."
" Whats that European crap you driving there Dogsbody, did somebody leave the keys in it?"
"Hey it pulls the full 90 tonnes, not like that septic tank rubbish your driving I mean yanks only pull 1 trailer"
" Hows the cook and the nippers?"
"they good mate, and yours?"
"Yeah they cool"
"Your starting to breaking up like a leper on a Pogo stick, There's a Grub in the scrub near Tabbie Mobile 2, shooting north"
"Thanks mate, nothing your way till after the stinking shitty"
"Thanks Brother Trucker see you on the turn around"
by Mean old bastard August 21, 2017
Get the brother truckermug. A member of law enforcement that pulls over truck drivers or people towing trailers and inspects them for violations.
These people go above and beyond to try and hamstring people with fines and violations to feel like actual men.
The female versions of these people, are actually just lot lizards trying to turn tricks to obtain drugs/alcohol.
These people go above and beyond to try and hamstring people with fines and violations to feel like actual men.
The female versions of these people, are actually just lot lizards trying to turn tricks to obtain drugs/alcohol.
Seen a couple trucker fuckers on my way to work this morning, had some dude and his rig pulled over.
Probably still sitting there, searching his truck and writing him tickets.
Probably still sitting there, searching his truck and writing him tickets.
by TVCAR112 October 7, 2025
Get the Trucker Fuckermug. The slimy, wet residue, left on a toilet seat on a hot summer day, by a fat, greasy, sweaty trucker, after a big shit.
I used the toilet in Wal-Mart, slipped, and almost slid into the bowl, when I sat down on the seat greased with Trucker Butter.
by Earl! January 28, 2023
Get the Trucker Buttermug. by Young Jamal December 12, 2017
Get the Mother Truckermug. by CracklingArtMaster March 9, 2021
Get the Trucker phonemug. Free beer given away by a trucker, usually found at rest area's in the bathroom or truck gas-stations like Pilot, TA, Love's. It should -- but will not always be-- left with a note that says, "Free beer, can't keep it in truck," or, "Free trucker beer, can't keep it in truck." If you see this note, you're golden. Open, pour, and enjoy. You deserve it.
"I drank half a six-pack of Sierra Nevada last night and left the rest of the trucker beer behind another truck. During my 15-minute pre-trip, I get to the back of the trailer and it was already gone! No note or anything!" (True story)
by sleepfan February 26, 2017
Get the Trucker beermug. Stereotype of the classic American young adult. Trashy (makeup, hairstyle, fashion style) by birth and trucker by choice. She drinks like a man, smokes « till she’s high », will use more often bro and the n-word than she will floss her grillz. The kind of guettoish bitch that can afford to pay for her own college tuition tho.
- Have you met Sarah’s friend?
- The trashy trucker who puked in her Louis Vuitton? With her eyelash hanging?
- Yep!
- The trashy trucker who puked in her Louis Vuitton? With her eyelash hanging?
- Yep!
by 19Joke October 3, 2019
Get the Trashy truckermug.