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smeary stranger

The arm/hand not trained in the wiping of the buttocks. In the event of an injury or disablement of the predominantly used appendage, said arm/hand must be called in for back-up. This very often will cause mayhem on the toilet such as constant dropping of the toilet paper in the toilet, wiping in the wrong direction, poo on your hand, crying out obscenities in frustration, uncontrollable sobbing, clogging of your toilet from the constant dropping of the toilet paper and in severe and rare cases one may begin to holler out for someone else to come in and wipe their buttocks for them...in which case would now be called a smeary friendly.
The smeary stranger was used to wipe his buttocks because his right arm was broken and in a cast.

The smeary stranger failed to properly remove poo from his buttocks and eventually he resorted to use of the smeary friendly.
by Bunnyisfunny August 28, 2010
mugGet the smeary strangermug.

stranger is typing...

on omegle what you see when you are waiting to find out who you are talking to is a bot or not.
me waiting for someone to say something
"stranger is typing..."
come on its prolly a bot
by prunegirl December 9, 2020
mugGet the stranger is typing...mug.

Peppermint Stranger

The pleasant tingle produced when you run out of body wash and have to use the peppermint shampoo on your business.
I ran out of bar soap this morning so I decided to treat myself to a peppermint stranger.
by Pariah64 February 24, 2010
mugGet the Peppermint Strangermug.

krazy stranger

The Krazy Stranger is when one coats thier hands in Krazy Glue, lets it dry, and Proceeds to "Rub one out".
"Ever since my girlfriend left me, my coping mechanism is a weekly krazy stranger."
by Cpt.Kidd June 22, 2017
mugGet the krazy strangermug.

Peeking Stranger

When a penis is extruding out of a mans underwear
Dude I was walking around with a peeking stranger last night
by Satxn May 27, 2018
mugGet the Peeking Strangermug.

Dead Stranger

Icing your hand until it’s numb and then jerking off.
He closed his eyes and pictured the lifeless face of the pretty dead girl he’d seen in the morgue before slowly removing his hand from the icy water and giving himself a dead stranger.
by Silly Chilly Willy May 26, 2020
mugGet the Dead Strangermug.

Stranger-Out

The act of a friend who fakes often when called upon via text or phone call (don't get brain cancer so basically just answer your texts).
Yo don't stranger-out we better hang
by AYOGHANDI November 16, 2011
mugGet the Stranger-Outmug.

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