Bitch, we've been on 5 dates already and you aint givin me nothin yet... show me that secret smile already!!
by Felipe Alejandro Lopez August 12, 2008
Get the secret smilemug. The act of dumping 100 proof or higher alcohol into one's anus, which is put in position above one's head (doing a headstand is the most accepted way to do this) and then lighting the alcohol on fire.
by Dunhloke July 25, 2011
Get the The Chamber of Secretsmug. Dude you told me that chick last night was clean,her vaginal secretion was secreating out of your shorts. when i went down on her, it was like pulling apart a grilled-cheese sandwhich.
by E-rock Scarface November 8, 2008
Get the vaginal secretionmug. When a person, while ranting or talking too much, accidentally releases a secret, or factoid others were not suppose to know.
Jacob: "It was fun until your little Verbal Secretion!"
Anthony: I know, "I verbally secreted everywhere."
Anthony: I know, "I verbally secreted everywhere."
by Loveporn Cockonopolis November 12, 2011
Get the Verbal Secretionmug. "Hey bro Fat Susan said you laid her last week", "ok yes I did, I was totally pissed , the bottom line is I'd prefer to keep her as a secret shag"
by Big Jack's Bollocks July 21, 2017
Get the secret shagmug. When you ask for a cup at a fast food restaurant so you can get water at the soda fountain, but later get soda instead. For paranoid types, this usually works best with clear sodas, like Mountain Dew or Ginger Ale.
by Carbonation Jane July 1, 2012
Get the secret sodamug. When you are fucking a chick doggystyle, and the you slip an ecstacy pill in her poo hole. Then all you have to do is wait 20 mins and you are in for some freaky shit!
Steve: Hey, did that girl you hooked up with last night night at the Gaff push back pretty hard?
Al: Nah, but then I used the secret shelf and she blew my world!
Al: Nah, but then I used the secret shelf and she blew my world!
by Sam Deighton March 14, 2009
Get the The secret shelfmug.