Chris

The guy Ava loves. She thinks he's hot, hotter than Dobby, and thinks that he has "everything in a boy i want".

Ava: I love Chris!!

by ava loves chris August 7, 2021

Chris

I am chris

What are you up to?
I am Chris

by Dtdyshdhdg April 5, 2021

Chris

A fucking weird ass simp who tries to impress girls by luring them but inevitably getting dubbed

Chris: Baby check your email! I wanted to apologize...
*knock on door*
Police: NYPD we got a warrant to check your home for simp activity! Open up!
Chris: Oh no! Baby I’ll protect you.
Ashley: Yes officer over here! Please come quickly!

by Hunter69420 April 16, 2020

Chris

Like Christmas but without the "tmas", but it still totally invokes the same feeling. Well, assuming you love Xmas.

I got a present- it must be Chris.

by KristenCallaway May 6, 2020

Chris

Chris, a very Mature yet Nasty man, someone who loves to tease you every now and then

"That Chris dude played with me yesterday, I dont even know how Sery is dating him."

by HJxSHO January 8, 2021

chris

A shitty guy who is oblivious to all of the people he has hurt. He flies through women and men like the flash on crack and doesn't look back. A man of terrible jokes and humour from another universe (one where being a dick head if normal). His total carelessness to appreciate anything other than what he like is known by all and very annoying. Most of all his disregard for other peoples morals and how he has no emotions is very annoying.

Also he is bad at sex.
xx

I saw a chris yesterday, it was a close call and i avoided bumping into that dickhead.

by Babushca Michaels May 20, 2022

Chris

Don't be fooled ladies this guy is 100% creep material. A complete and total spastic. Doesn't know his ear from his elbow. His hairline looks like you've had 20 pints its non existent. Powered by Redbull and pisses A LOT. You know his name but not his story. Was emo back in 2002. Borrowed his dogs lead to hang it from his belt.

Chris is a spastic

by Fruit-tella July 9, 2019