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Arabian Cactus

One time in math class a boy pulled at Endrina's jeans and her scrubbly Arabian Cactus was exposed.
by LexTheBex December 9, 2008
mugGet the Arabian Cactusmug.

toss the cactus

licking the ass of a very hairy person, or licking the ass of a black person because of the wiry hairs.
I was tossin that nigga's cactus and I sliced my damn tongue into ribbons.
I aint gunna toss the cactus on that bitch ass nigga again
by Joe Clabough October 24, 2008
mugGet the toss the cactusmug.

Cactus Thing

Another name use for the pokemon Cacnea. Indicates respect.
by The Cactus Thing Fan Club December 10, 2004
mugGet the Cactus Thingmug.

Cactus Grease

When cum is sploogin out of a girl's vagina, like a cactus splooges out of it's little hole.
My dick grew twice the size when I saw that cactus grease.
by Scruff Muff McGruff October 27, 2011
mugGet the Cactus Greasemug.

Cactus Whip

To slap somebody with a cactus. Because the cactus spines have a toxin in them, doing this enough will have the victim puking. Can also be done by curb-stomping their face/body into a cactus. May be used alongside a Mexican Tattoo
I'm gonna drive that bastard out into the desert and cactus whip him till he takes back what he said.
by Rusty Unycorn June 29, 2011
mugGet the Cactus Whipmug.

groin cactus

A penis, surrounded by pubic hair so simultaneously long, thick and sharp, that it can poke holes in a Coke can.
I wanted to go down on Derek, but that groin cactus of his left my face all pockmarked
by labia-on-rye June 25, 2016
mugGet the groin cactusmug.

boom cactus

A extremely hairy pussy all the way to the anus sometimes looking like an Afro
Wow that's one big boom cactus you have there
by Tophers tissue November 12, 2015
mugGet the boom cactusmug.

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