moleetov cocktail

A mixed-drink consisting of Coca-Cola, Starbucks Frappacino, Scotch, and 5-hour ENERGY.

Excuse me kind sir, would you please mix me up a moleetov cocktail right quick?

by Finnbacca December 2, 2011

shrimp cocktail

when u cum in a bitch when shes on her period and eat her out...

damn, amanda was being feisty last night but she loosened up after we had cocktails

by TOB fo eva January 25, 2005

cocktail party

When the cock of one person and the tail of another have a party. A.k.a. anal sex.

"Private Long, if you don't shut what I call the fuck up, we're going to have a cocktail party tonight!"--Drill Sergeant

by Private Long September 21, 2006

molotov cocktail

A crude bomb that can be made in ones kitchen sink. Usually its a mixture of high octane gasoline and laundry detergent. This mixture makes is very sticky and thick. Its basically a poor mans napalm bomb. This mixture is put in an empty bottle and then has a gasoline soaked rag stuffed into the top as a way to ignite the mixture. This is thrown at its target and is expected to break (the bottle) and spread the sticky mixture of highly flammable gasoline and ignite it. This then burns its target to a crisp.

The protesters were so violent they were fighting the police with molotov cocktails. Several hit their mark and made the cops crispy critters.

by The real private pyle November 11, 2003

Mazeltov Cocktail

When a Jewish man jizzes into his Bar Mitzvah yamaka and then proceeds to spit in it. The yamaka is then furiously tossed into the face of his partner.

Michael was thrilled to throw his messy, Mazeltov Cocktail directly in Louise's face.

by BlueBoobies96 March 16, 2016

caffiene cocktail

made by dr dew the worlds leading expert in caffinated beverages it is the elixir
of the gods. they bath with this liqudated heavan it

ingridients include:
amp
amp overdrive
Noz
monster
full throttle
amp n e thing
all the monsters
all the full throttels
all the mountain dew flavors
the sobe energy drinks
rockstars
the hulk hogan drink
vault
basicly n e thing with caffiene n it
rip it
red bull
power thirst
pixie stixs

hey guys wanna make the caffiene cocktail tonight?
guys u wanna go cheese?
guys im cheesing my effing ballz off right now

by dr dew May 9, 2008

cocktail weenie

A person obsessed with the minutiae of bartending practices and traditions, especially regarding the preparation of mixed drinks.

"Their cold gin flip was fairly authentic, but it really should be made with cubed ice, not crushed."

"You are such a cocktail weenie."

by MichaelB67 October 4, 2009