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Avocado Bowl

To make an Avocado Bowl, you fill a bowl to the brim with water. Then, you stick toothpicks into either side of an avocado, and balance it on the top of the bowl so that about half of the avocado is submerged. You then proceed to freeze the bowl for a few hours. Once frozen, remove the avocado so that there is a smaller ice bowl frozen out. Next time you masturbate, put your nutsack into the crevice, and enjoy a much longer, and all-around better orgasm.
"Dude im so juiced, i primed like 3 Avocado Bowls last night!"

"Wow lucky...my mom stopped buying avocados so i have to settle with peaches"

"Wow, you must have a tiny nutsack if you use peaches"
by Your Boy95 October 17, 2011
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Craig-Bowl

1 (n) absurd size for a cereal bowl.(such as Tupperware)
-From the film Friday
Damn, that guy has a Craig-Bowl for his frosted flakes.
by IVBrothers July 3, 2009
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Pollock the bowl

A nasty case of explosive diarrhea that coats the inside of a toilet bowl like a Jackson Pollock painting.
1. Man, those spicy hot pork rinds made me Pollock the bowl. 2. I was ready to take a dump at the gas station, but I ended up tossing my cookies when I looked down and saw that some jackass had Pollocked the bowl.
by mitzo2010 March 14, 2010
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Victory Bowl

A celebratory bowl of marijuana that must be smoked at the successful completion of any great endeavor or task.
passed a test? gotta smoke a Victory Bowl!
got laid? gotta smoke a Victory Bowl!
went out and got hammered drunk, then made it home safely? gotta smoke a Victory Bowl!

Man 1: "damn dude, I cant believe we just smoked all that weed."
Man 2: "yeah man, we should go buy more so we can smoke a Victory Bowl to celebrate this accomplishment."
by apemanfool December 14, 2009
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Bowl of Fire

A large quarter ounce container composed of at least four different kind of spicy, 0.99 bag of spicy chips drenched in one or more Mexican spicy sauces and lemon juice. Most notably used in Latin Southern California as a recreational stimulant that induces heavy breathing, perspiration, and burning feces
Allan & Azalia just ate that entire Bowl of Fire; they'll be hurting in the bathroom tomorrow.
by Azabazalia July 26, 2010
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Bowl Hog

Bowl Hog, Bowl Hogger, Blunt Hog

Someone in the pot smoking circle that subconsciously waits to hit the bowl before finishing their stoner revelation, in turn making the rest of the circle listen to the entire story until the bowl can be finished.
Mary Jane: ::Holding the bowl..telling a story::

Peter Parker: I know you're trying to tell me this fascinating story Mary Jane but you're being a Bowl Hog...
by Mary Jane Parker May 10, 2011
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bedroom bowling

where the thumb is inserted into the anus and the middle and ring fingers are inserted into the vagina to be used for foreplay stimulation
Laura and I did a little bedroom bowling last night.
by Mike41886 January 26, 2009
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