Worm Wood

A limp erection...rendering itself useless to the owner.

Britney: I heard Josh has worm wood, is this true?

Emily: Yes this is very true. It is because he Noob Tubes.

by WWJ September 28, 2008

Taint worms

Is a rare breed of worms that Attach to your tant with out you knowing it. Make sure you always check for them.
Side effects could cause serious: Hickeys,blood clot, warts, and, Itching.

Medicine to take to recover: super B-complex

I hope I don't have taint worms.
Or could be used in many different ways.

by Taint worm finder January 25, 2022

wet worm

Its a 20 by 10 highly lubricated dildoe that homosexual males (Garrett Stepp) use when they pleasure one another

"As garrett stepp woke up the next morning with a sore asshole he shouted to his partner man that wet worm was amazing!"

by RipYou a NewOne February 15, 2014

Ceiling Worm

Sexual position in which a guy using a pull-up bar, hangs from the ceiling and allows his penis to deep throat the girl kneeling below him. Requiring that the guy be strong enough to lift himself up and lower himself down enough to allow his penis to penetrate the girls throat. Going faster to cause friction and the girl slowly applies pressure with her lips and tongue. Upon reaching ejaculation the guy quickly wraps his legs around the girl securing her head and locking her mouth on his penis. The guy then ejaculates and allows the cum to repeatedly ooze into the girls mouth. Being in a face-hugging situation the girl then swallows all the cum being delivered and applies pressure to the tip by using her tongue. The face-hugger can then decide on whether or not he feels that his penis is done.

Guy-"Dude I'm telling you when I get a girl that looks like Kelly Brook, I'm going to give her ceiling worms all day to her!"
Guy2-"Ah, so you can get laid and ripped at the same time!"

by Adam343 February 9, 2014

worm out of

To evade or escape an unpleasant situation by undignified behaviour.

She attempted to worm out of the arrangement by saying she had to wash her hair.

by VAKI5 May 7, 2005

Choke the worm

Another example of beating your meat but in this subject when you are beating a slimy wet dick ,never for sad days was created for virgins

When you are beating your meat on a sad night,I’m gonna choke the worm tonight I’ve had a bad day

by Leo López January 7, 2019

Cooch Worm

A worm/parasite that enters the cooch and makes a nest inside.

Emma had a cooch worm so she had to go to the obgyn.

by Dadaddy1638261 March 6, 2018